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Frieda 12-30-2009 02:24 PM

my mothers logic earlier today--

mom: would you like some smoked eel on toast?
me: thats an endangered species nowadays, almost extinct!
mom: i know, thats why we can still eat it.

zero 12-30-2009 02:30 PM

frieda please may you provide the original of that converstaion ^ in its original netherlandish language version? i feel i might enjoy trying to act it outloud on my settee later this evening, with two glovepuppets to reperesent you & yours mom.

thank you for your patience and understanding in his matter!

MoJoRiSin 12-30-2009 09:06 PM

this made me laugh (the cave part made me laugh)
 
"Tiny Reader Puts Wikipedia In Your Pocket | Wired.com
When the zombie apocalypse hits, you’ll want to have a copy of Wikipedia with you. And you’ll want to make sure it works even if the power is out, cellphone and internet connections are nonexistent, and you’re hunkered down in a remote cave. That way, you’ll be able to consult the sum of all human knowledge to figure out if that mushroom you’re looking at is a healthy and nutritious snack, or a fatally neurotoxic toadstool…"


(in the olden days sometimes animals were corralled into caves for the night)

Brynn 01-02-2010 01:52 AM

It makes a good case for making sure it's the one thing you grab when you're escaping a zombie attack. That's what I call good advertising!:D

Anna 01-02-2010 04:19 AM


Brynn 01-05-2010 03:20 PM

NSFW

Brynn 01-07-2010 03:57 AM

world's most useless machine

12"razormix 01-19-2010 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 420032)

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Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 420033)


Brynn 01-19-2010 07:53 PM

LOL! :D

Klynne 01-22-2010 02:12 AM

My counter part said....
 
In a meeting, my counterpart said, "I can't do that ( a task he was asked to do) because I am incompetent". (and I am a crappy speller) He makes about $20,000 a year more than me. I thought to myself, "If you really don't believe you can do the work, that is one thing, but why announce it to everyone?" I do get alot of his work to complete. Funny to me.

MoJoRiSin 01-23-2010 05:42 AM

clarification : it made me chuckle (not at the situation which is grim)
 
just the word ;)


Marcus Bales 01-23-2010 10:40 AM


trisherina 01-24-2010 02:25 AM

(Not accurate for Ford... or the Windstar)(though it certainly is a crappy car)

Brynn 01-25-2010 04:14 PM

^I did a Chrysler commercial last year minutes after their bailout and I made a LOT of money, considering the fact that I was only background. I consider it my own little piece of the stimulus package. But I was amazed at the amount of utter waste and incompetence on that shoot.

This made me laugh today -
If games inspired by today's movies and TV shows were made by Atari...

Marcus Bales 01-25-2010 06:36 PM

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/b2g.html


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