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Tunesmith 05-18-2007 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 344624)
Nu-uh!! I'm usually the designated driver! I just come for the company, and I like the pretzels the braman keeps around.

Suuuure, brightpearl.

I think you forgot that little shot-drinking contest we had last week :rolleyes:

brightpearl 05-18-2007 01:56 PM

^^You are underaged, dear, and clearly you were tipsy enough (no offense to TIP) to have mistaken who was buying you shots. If I figure out who it was, there'll be hell to pay.
Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo. It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

Veruki 05-18-2007 03:27 PM

It's been a slow day...

brightpearl 05-18-2007 03:32 PM

Science is at its best when it's drunk.

Good one, Veruki.

craig johnston 05-18-2007 04:32 PM

what you havin' pearly?


Tunesmith 05-18-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 344638)
Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo. It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm Jessica Miller, perky 24-year old.

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 05:50 PM

Avhast ! Aarrrrrrhhgg !

How long does it take for a man to get some ales in this bra ?
And wenches ! Bring me your best wenches....

Frieda 05-18-2007 06:01 PM

^ you've got prasley in your teeth

Veruki 05-18-2007 06:09 PM

TIP I'd like you to meet Cloe, the bra wench...

I think you should forget about the ale though...;)

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:10 PM

why thra's a fine lass if I've ever laid eyes on one !
i shall remove this seaweed from betweenst my teethes immediately.

* glug glug glug *

what will you both be having ?

brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston (Post 344657)
what you havin' pearly?


You know what? A Virgin Mary. Unspiked, please. Thank you for asking.
And a bowl of limes. I like to eat them plain when it's hot outside.

Here's your Roy Rogers, Jessica Miller. I did warn you what would happen if you hung out too much in the girlie thread. What's done is done, though. You should really think about waxing that upper lip.

And who let TIP have a sip of their beer? You *know* it makes him think he's a pirate. It's going to be ages before it wears off, and if we don't say "arrgh" after every sentence we say to him, he's going to pretend not to understand our accents.

Need I remind you all that if he mixes beer and pina coladas, he spends the rest of the evening sobbing in the corner about what he should have done at Waterloo?

Lord, I hope he doesn't run out of Altoids.

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:18 PM

aarrgh !

Can it be pearly, the rarest pearl and finest wench of the seven seas ?

Have ye a seat !

Let us toast, and make merry ! :D

brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:19 PM

Yar, it's me, and don't think I can't read lips, ye scurvy bilge rat.

PS I like my toast with jam, please.

T.I.P. 05-18-2007 06:22 PM

AAARrggh ! The ship is rocking !

brightpearl 05-18-2007 06:24 PM

Oh, Lord, I was afraid of this. Here, have an Altoid. You'll be back to normal in no time, sweetie.

*oh, I almost forgot*

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