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zefrank 09-15-2003 07:06 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak

funkytuba 09-15-2003 07:17 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak

AddyCat 09-15-2003 07:20 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air

amanda 09-15-2003 07:21 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair

zefrank 09-15-2003 07:23 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair
and thinks "I haven't been fed for a week"

funkytuba 09-15-2003 07:25 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon

AddyCat 09-15-2003 08:13 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)

ambo 09-15-2003 10:19 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails

Audreyvgs 09-16-2003 10:56 AM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails

ambo 09-16-2003 12:08 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails
I'll play on my knees with a spoon

rapscalious rob 09-16-2003 05:25 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners

slurpeedemon 09-16-2003 05:28 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners

dinzdale 09-16-2003 06:23 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue

funkytuba 09-16-2003 06:29 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo

ambo 09-17-2003 01:05 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo
And my farts are always head-turners


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