★ ¿ why are you late ? ★
i spent four hours climbing on top of the world's biggest aspirin |
Our goat ate my watch.
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i fell asleep sitting on the toilet
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Irritable bowel syndrome
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I, by accident, sat on the fast forward button of a time machine
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i was watching dr Phil
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and then i forgot to go to bed while posting on zefrank.com/bulletin_new
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I slept well.
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everything happens just as it is supposed to happen
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A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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i was doing an etching of beyoncé talking to a water spout |
Late is chic!
& early birds miss the beauty of deep night. |
i was auditioning for the part of "minnow face slippy lips" in the ladybird version of terminator salvation |
Why are you so damn early?!
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i drank over a 1000 jars of tom ka gai paste last night for a bet and when i woke up this morning i was a higgs boson |
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