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madasacutsnake 11-29-2005 07:11 AM

There once was a young girl called Brenda
Who took laxatives flavoured with Splenda

Marcus Bales 11-29-2005 09:38 AM

There once was a young girl called Brenda
Who took laxatives flavoured with Splenda;
The hideous taste
Affected her waste --
Which spewed from her out either enda.

Marcus Bales 11-29-2005 09:51 AM

The cat keeps his tail in the air

12"razormix 11-29-2005 10:37 AM

The cat keeps his tail in the air
since its tush is covered with nair

Hyakujo's Fox 11-30-2005 10:27 PM

The cat keeps his tail in the air
since its tush is covered with nair
that no-one will remove

12"razormix 12-01-2005 01:21 PM

The cat keeps his tail in the air
since its tush is covered with nair
that no-one will remove
cause cats do not approve

dinzdale 12-01-2005 07:34 PM

The cat keeps his tail in the air
since its tush is covered with nair
that no-one will remove
cause cats do not approve
of showing a bare derierre

Hyakujo's Fox 12-01-2005 08:37 PM

There once was a young girl called Gina

ambo 12-02-2005 03:13 AM

There once was a young girl called Gina
Who's best friend was pony-tailed Tina

dddrum 12-02-2005 06:42 PM

There once was a young girl called Gina
Who's best friend was pony-tailed Tina
Though it doesn't matter
Young Tina was fatter
While pony-tailed Tina was leaner

Hyakujo's Fox 12-02-2005 10:39 PM

I was hoping for something more rude

ambo 12-03-2005 12:42 AM

I was hoping for something more rude
Sarcastic, and dripping with 'tude

Marcus Bales 12-03-2005 02:24 AM

I was hoping for something more rude
Sarcastic, and dripping with 'tude
But Ambo's the queena
Denial, so Gina

trisherina 12-03-2005 02:32 AM

I was hoping for something more rude
Sarcastic, and dripping with 'tude
But Ambo's the queena
Denial, so Gina
Is trying to get in the mood.

Marcus Bales 12-03-2005 02:38 AM

Her motto: "Sarcasm? What's that?"

ambo 12-06-2005 10:23 PM

Her motto: "Sarcasm? What's that?"
I was merely admitting you're fat

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 12:43 PM

Her motto: "Sarcasm? What's that?"
I was merely admitting you're fat
And ugly, and small,
And not smart at all

ambo 12-10-2005 02:27 PM

Her motto: "Sarcasm? What's that?"
I was merely admitting you're fat
And ugly, and small,
And not smart at all
And not utterly unlike a rat

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 05:28 PM

The money I'm spending on you

trisherina 12-10-2005 06:10 PM

The money I'm spending on you
Is excessive; such hullaballoo

Zatoichi 12-10-2005 07:51 PM

The money I'm spending on you
Is excessive; such hullaballoo
And given the fact
That your virtue's intact

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 07:54 PM

The money I'm spending on you
Is excessive; such hullaballoo!
And given the fact
That your virtue's intact
I realize who's screwing who.

Marcus Bales 12-10-2005 07:55 PM

The concert was poorly attended

ambo 12-10-2005 10:20 PM

The concert was poorly attended
Which left the conductor offended

Zatoichi 12-10-2005 10:30 PM

The concert was poorly attended
Which left the conductor offended
The brasses and winds
Became slightly unhinged

Marcus Bales 12-11-2005 12:03 AM

The concert was poorly attended
Which left the conductor offended
The brasses and winds
Became slightly unhinged
Which the string players thought was just splendid.

Zatoichi 12-11-2005 01:38 AM

In lieu of the usual thanks

Jack Flanders 12-11-2005 01:51 AM

In lieu of the usual thanks
I'll pull off some really cool pranks

Marcus Bales 12-11-2005 12:52 PM

In lieu of the usual thanks
I'll pull off some really cool pranks
I know that such tricks
Appeal to the chicks

dddrum 12-11-2005 03:28 PM

In lieu of the usual thanks
I'll pull off some really cool pranks
I know that such tricks
Appeal to the chicks
From the dating tips found @ ZEFRANK's

ambo 12-12-2005 01:37 PM

Seeing as how we're all here now

dddrum 12-12-2005 02:21 PM

Seeing as how we're all here now
Let's raise up a cup of good cheer now

Marcus Bales 12-14-2005 09:58 AM

Seeing as how we're all here now
Let's raise up a cup of good cheer now
And gently suggest
That that pest Victor West
Close his raincoat and just disappear now.

ambo 12-14-2005 02:08 PM

So you thought you'd really impressed me

Hyakujo's Fox 12-14-2005 08:33 PM

So you thought you'd really impressed me
But I'll have you know I detest brie

trisherina 12-15-2005 01:57 AM

So you thought you'd really impressed me
But I'll have you know I detest brie;
Should a cheese run so much?

ambo 12-15-2005 03:28 AM

So you thought you'd really impressed me
But I'll have you know I detest brie;
Should a cheese run so much?
Or ooze to the touch ?

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2005 08:11 AM

So you thought you'd really impressed me
But I'll have you know I detest brie;
Should a cheese run so much?
Or ooze to the touch?
Then shiver like a caressed knee?

ambo 12-19-2005 01:10 PM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday

philiopolus 12-21-2005 01:11 AM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...


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