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LeahDear 06-15-2006 04:10 PM

The party kicked off with a bang
Bill danced, and then Hillary sang
out came the cigar
that had gone in too far
how she felt the loss with a pang

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 04:46 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm

LeahDear 06-15-2006 04:50 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 04:52 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room

LeahDear 06-15-2006 04:53 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?"

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 05:01 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

LeahDear 06-15-2006 05:29 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 05:34 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre

LeahDear 06-15-2006 05:37 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 05:42 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

LeahDear 06-16-2006 08:51 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most

Marcus Bales 06-16-2006 08:54 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast.

LeahDear 06-16-2006 09:00 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair

Marcus Bales 06-16-2006 09:06 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there

LeahDear 06-16-2006 09:16 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there
The scandal broke loose

Marcus Bales 06-17-2006 11:41 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there
The scandal broke loose
And world-wide abuse
Was heaped on the diddling pair.

LeahDear 06-19-2006 07:47 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there
The scandal broke loose
And world-wide abuse
Was heaped on the diddling pair.

So the outcome of this tale is grim
If only he'd acted more prim
He lost his position
And worse, in addition,
His wife's more successful than him

funkytuba 06-22-2006 02:22 AM

Can we finally talk about Texans?

Brynn 06-22-2006 11:13 PM

Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?

LeahDear 06-24-2006 08:49 AM

Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?
There's so much to say

ambo 06-24-2006 12:07 PM

Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?
There's so much to say
It could take all day

Anna 06-24-2006 12:49 PM

(oops, sorry how did I missed that...)


Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?
There's so much to say,
It could take all day,
let's start with the story, he's gay!






george was a monkey they say,

nycwriters 06-25-2006 04:04 AM

george was a monkey they say
but his day job got in the way

Ze Frank 06-25-2006 06:20 PM

Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?
There's so much to say
It could take all day
Especially the buying of elections

Ze Frank 06-25-2006 06:22 PM

george was a monkey they say
but his day job got in the way
he thought he was cool

dddrum 06-25-2006 07:08 PM

george was a monkey they say
but his day job got in the way
he thought he was cool
that curious fool

Ze Frank 06-25-2006 08:04 PM

george was a monkey they say
but his day job got in the way
he thought he was cool
that curious fool
cuz he ate bananas for lunch every day

Hyakujo's Fox 06-26-2006 01:46 AM

He sits all alone in his attic

Anna 06-26-2006 03:57 AM

He sits all alone in his attic,
which is typically democratic.

Marcus Bales 06-26-2006 10:09 AM

He sits all alone in his attic,
which is typically democratic
and rocks as he croons
unpopular tunes
while the radio hisses its static.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-26-2006 10:53 AM

She sits in the kitchen just stewing

ambo 06-26-2006 11:37 AM

She sits in the kitchen just stewing
While nearby, her potions are brewing

LeahDear 06-26-2006 02:16 PM

She sits in the kitchen just stewing
While nearby, her potions are brewing
Her plans for revenge
To finally avenge

Anna 06-26-2006 08:28 PM

She sits in the kitchen just stewing,
while nearby, her potions are brewing.
Her plans for revenge,
to finally avenge,
when the innards are ripe for the chewing.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-26-2006 10:04 PM

There once was a girl with a spoon

Ze Frank 06-26-2006 10:46 PM

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon

dddrum 06-26-2006 10:52 PM

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose

Jack Flanders 06-27-2006 12:13 AM

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose
And sing to the man on the moon!

Anna 06-27-2006 12:19 AM

There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose
And sing to the man on the moon! ole!

Jack Flanders 06-27-2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna
There once was a girl with a spoon
Her friends said she's quite the loon
She'd take off her clothes
Smack the spoon on her nose
And sing to the man on the moon! ole!

You show-off!!!


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