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ambo 07-11-2006 01:30 AM

Seems I'm finally looking my age

Hyakujo's Fox 07-11-2006 03:33 AM

Seems I'm finally looking my age
And sagging is now all the rage

Marcus Bales 07-11-2006 08:22 AM

Seems I'm finally looking my age
And sagging is now all the rage
My wrinkly bits

trisherina 07-11-2006 11:55 AM

Seems I'm finally looking my age
And sagging is now all the rage
My wrinkly bits
Are at last free of zits

Marcus Bales 07-11-2006 07:43 PM

Seems I'm finally looking my age
And sagging is now all the rage
My wrinkly bits
Are at last free of zits
From a caustic bacteriophage.

Ze Frank 07-12-2006 02:37 AM

Whatever happened to Sally?

trisherina 07-12-2006 11:37 AM

Whatever happened to Sally?
With all of her dither and dally?

ambo 07-12-2006 04:50 PM

Whatever happened to Sally?
With all of her dither and dally?
She left me this quill

Marcus Bales 07-13-2006 07:28 PM

Whatever happened to Sally?
With all of her dither and dally?
She left me this quill
And this little red pill

Ze Frank 07-13-2006 09:48 PM

Whatever happened to Sally?
With all of her dither and dally?
She left me this quill
And this little red pill
And her ten year old cat named Cali.

Hyakujo's Fox 07-16-2006 10:24 PM

The was a young man from China

Marcus Bales 07-16-2006 10:39 PM

The was a young man from China
Whose girl was a Mandarin whiner

Ze Frank 07-16-2006 11:13 PM

The was a young man from China
Whose girl was a Mandarin whiner
He gave her a smack

Marcus Bales 07-16-2006 11:38 PM

The was a young man from China
Whose girl was a Mandarin whiner
He gave her a smack
And she gave him one back

Anna 07-17-2006 02:59 AM

The was a young man from China
Whose girl was a Mandarin whiner
He gave her a smack
And she gave him one back
Now they both live in (S/N) Carollina

Penut 07-17-2006 11:42 AM

The young boy would not eat his cheese

ambo 07-17-2006 02:58 PM

The young boy would not eat his cheese
Unless it was served upon skis

LeahDear 07-17-2006 04:49 PM

The young boy would not eat his cheese
Unless it was served upon skis
Except, it's been said,
If you stood on your head

Ze Frank 07-17-2006 05:18 PM

The young boy would not eat his cheese
Unless it was served upon skis
Except, it's been said,
If you stood on your head
And put crackers upon your knees

Hyakujo's Fox 07-17-2006 10:49 PM

If you cover your knees with crackers
Beware of the too eager snackers

ambo 07-17-2006 10:53 PM

If you cover your knees with crackers
Beware of the too eager snackers
They'll gnaw on your caps

Hyakujo's Fox 07-17-2006 11:23 PM

If you cover your knees with crackers
Beware of the too eager snackers
They'll gnaw on your caps
Til your legs just collapse

Ze Frank 07-17-2006 11:32 PM

If you cover your knees with crackers
Beware of the too eager snackers
They'll gnaw on your caps
Til your legs just collapse
Then feed you to the Green Bay Packers

Marcus Bales 07-18-2006 08:01 AM

The Nolans took Dinz to the beach

Hyakujo's Fox 07-18-2006 11:35 PM

The Nolans took Dinz to the beach
They sunbaked just out of his reach

Ze Frank 07-19-2006 12:21 AM

The Nolans took Dinz to the beach
They sunbaked just out of his reach
But he had a good plan

LeahDear 07-19-2006 09:52 AM

The Nolans took Dinz to the beach
They sunbaked just out of his reach
But he had a good plan
Coz he's such a bright man

Marcus Bales 07-19-2006 05:52 PM

The Nolans took Dinz to the beach
They sunbaked just out of his reach
But he had a good plan
Coz he's such a bright man
To have first the pair and then each.

Ze Frank 07-20-2006 07:38 PM

The captain told all of his men

Sunnybunny 07-20-2006 08:53 PM

The captain told all of his men
It seems I've developed a yen

Marcus Bales 07-20-2006 08:57 PM

The captain told all of his men
It seems I've developed a yen
For spending our booty

Coffee 07-20-2006 09:18 PM

The captain told all of his men
It seems I've developed a yen
For spending our booty
on a blonde haired cutie
who goes by the name of Babe Zen.

Marcus Bales 07-21-2006 08:28 AM

Your dog has a very cold nose

ambo 07-21-2006 12:09 PM

Your dog has a very cold nose
And insists on correcting my prose

LeahDear 07-21-2006 12:42 PM

Your dog has a very cold nose
And insists on correcting my prose
But the thing I like best

Marcus Bales 07-21-2006 07:59 PM

Your dog has a very cold nose
And insists on correcting my prose
But the thing I like best
Is that when I protest

Ze Frank 07-21-2006 11:16 PM

Your dog has a very cold nose
And insists on correcting my prose
But the thing I like best
Is that when I protest
He'll nibble on all of my toes

Marcus Bales 07-21-2006 11:34 PM

That rich guy who wrote me a check

ambo 07-21-2006 11:56 PM

That rich guy who wrote me a check
Looked an awful lot like Gregory Peck

Hyakujo's Fox 07-22-2006 02:14 AM

That rich guy who wrote me a check
Looked an awful lot like Gregory Peck
So I asked "Do you act?"


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