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nycwriters 04-02-2003 03:21 PM

1. It suddenly occured to me

lapietra 04-02-2003 03:35 PM

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy

noxxville 04-02-2003 08:52 PM

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help

lapietra 04-02-2003 08:56 PM

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp

dinzdale 04-03-2003 02:02 PM

1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp
5. And spank myself totally silly

lapietra 04-03-2003 03:59 PM

1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?

dinzdale 04-03-2003 04:14 PM

1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?

masterofNone 04-03-2003 04:18 PM

1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun

lapietra 04-03-2003 05:10 PM

1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
4. Or in a won ton

AllegroNg 04-04-2003 12:22 AM

1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
4. Or in a won ton
5. Or blend them in your Pina Colada!

chuckie egg 04-04-2003 09:47 AM

1. There was a young lady called Angie.

lapietra 04-04-2003 03:04 PM

1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji

nycwriters 04-04-2003 07:42 PM

1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?"

lapietra 04-04-2003 07:48 PM

1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?
4. I'm Ze's for child-bearin' - "

nycwriters 04-04-2003 07:50 PM

1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?
4. I'm Ze's for child-bearin' - "
5. She'd often exclaim while quite randy.

lapietra 04-04-2003 07:53 PM

1. don't think I can hold out much longer

dinzdale 04-04-2003 08:24 PM

1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger

trisherina 04-05-2003 02:41 AM

1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,

noxxville 04-05-2003 06:37 PM

1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
4. And make eyes at Chet

trisherina 04-06-2003 01:44 AM

1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
4. And make eyes at Chet
5. Who they say used to boink Darva Conger.

lapietra 04-06-2003 01:50 AM

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"

nycwriters 04-06-2003 12:59 PM

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south

lapietra 04-06-2003 03:33 PM

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say

moel 04-06-2003 03:40 PM

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway

lapietra 04-06-2003 03:48 PM

1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway
5. And end up looking like a lout.

(if you read with with a Brooklynese accent it sounds okay...)

moel 04-06-2003 06:04 PM

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo

AllegroNg 04-06-2003 11:48 PM

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo

lapietra 04-07-2003 02:32 AM

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies

moel 04-07-2003 08:59 AM

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please

lapietra 04-07-2003 08:08 PM

1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please
5. And after each meal takes some Beano.

nycwriters 04-07-2003 08:48 PM

1. I've got something back here to show you

lapietra 04-07-2003 08:49 PM

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you

nycwriters 04-07-2003 10:10 PM

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm

lapietra 04-08-2003 12:40 AM

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!

noxxville 04-08-2003 01:30 AM

1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!
5. Wouldn't you like to pet my emu?

nycwriters 04-08-2003 03:00 AM

1. A wacky young man runs this site

lapietra 04-08-2003 03:31 AM

1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight

Deviate 04-08-2003 01:11 PM

1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance

dinzdale 04-08-2003 01:21 PM

1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
4. Or he'll take off his pants

lapietra 04-08-2003 01:24 PM

1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
4. Or he'll take off his pants
5. And that's certain to start a catfight


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