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AllegroNg 05-29-2003 10:51 PM

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??

chuckie egg 05-30-2003 07:51 AM

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush

dickieC 05-30-2003 08:14 AM

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves

chuckie egg 05-30-2003 08:21 AM

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves
4. People ran in their droves

dickieC 05-30-2003 08:22 AM

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves
4. People ran in their droves
5. But I hear it's quite good against thrush

chuckie egg 05-30-2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dickieC
1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves
4. People ran in their droves
5. But I hear it's quite good against thrush

HAHA!

You are naughty!

AllegroNg 05-30-2003 11:57 AM

1. We can do better than that!

ambo 05-30-2003 12:59 PM

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat

lapietra 05-30-2003 09:46 PM

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat
3. Or perhaps from our purse

ambo 05-30-2003 11:25 PM

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat
3. Or perhaps from our purse
4. Or the back of a hearse

flabbygums 05-31-2003 12:25 AM

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat
3. Or perhaps from our purse
4. Or the back of a hearse
5. Damn, baby. Dis rhyme be phat!

ambo 06-01-2003 08:29 PM

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks

lapietra 06-02-2003 06:41 AM

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks

RuneT 06-02-2003 06:56 AM

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks
3. The pimp is looking good

dickieC 06-02-2003 07:19 AM

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks
3. The pimp is looking good
4. He's kinga da hood

ambo 06-02-2003 10:27 PM

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks
3. The pimp is looking good
4. He's kinga da hood
5. We'll be watchin' when the sky cracks

AllegroNg 06-03-2003 08:42 AM

1. Jewel's album comes out today

chuckie egg 06-03-2003 08:45 AM

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray

RuneT 06-03-2003 08:56 AM

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray
3. Will I dig it like before?

flabbygums 06-03-2003 09:37 AM

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray
3. Will I dig it like before?
4. Any chance I can score?

AllegroNg 06-03-2003 08:49 PM

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray
3. Will I dig it like before?
4. Any chance I can score?
5. Eh..

ambo 06-03-2003 10:29 PM

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose

flabbygums 06-04-2003 01:41 AM

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes

RuneT 06-04-2003 05:17 AM

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes
3. How can it be?

chuckie egg 06-04-2003 07:54 AM

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes
3. How can it be?
4. This could happen to me?

RuneT 06-04-2003 07:59 AM

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes
3. How can it be?
4. This could happen to me?
5. Every damn time I rendezvous

ambo 06-04-2003 12:33 PM

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer

flabbygums 06-04-2003 01:00 PM

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"

ambo 06-04-2003 01:10 PM

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"
3. It's days are numbered

flabbygums 06-04-2003 04:10 PM

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"
3. It's days are numbered
4. From living unencumbered

ambo 06-04-2003 04:20 PM

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"
3. It's days are numbered
4. From living unencumbered
5. And it's getting more demanding every year

chuckie egg 06-05-2003 08:25 AM

1. I do like typing the first line

nycwriters 06-05-2003 01:00 PM

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme

danh 06-05-2003 01:12 PM

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme
3. but some jerk writes orange.

lapietra 06-05-2003 04:44 PM

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme
3. but some jerk writes orange.
4. Nothing rhymes with orange.

moel 06-05-2003 10:48 PM

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme
3. but some jerk writes orange.
4. Nothing rhymes with orange.
5. Try purple and silver some time.

chuckie egg 06-06-2003 08:27 AM

1. And so.. I begin another

moel 06-07-2003 10:24 PM

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother

dickieC 06-08-2003 06:34 AM

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother
3. 'Cos she's such a babe

moel 06-08-2003 10:58 AM

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother
3. 'Cos she's such a babe
4. I'm warning you, behave!


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