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dickieC 06-08-2003 11:10 AM

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother
3. 'Cos she's such a babe
4. I'm warning you, behave!
5. oops, I'm in a spot of bother.

ambo 06-08-2003 08:15 PM

1. The old lady coughed up a rag

chuckie egg 06-09-2003 08:09 AM

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag

ambo 06-09-2003 04:25 PM

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag
3. Her shoes were quite frumpy

noxxville 06-10-2003 01:26 AM

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag
3. Her shoes were quite frumpy
4. Her butt wide and lumpy

lapietra 06-10-2003 06:49 PM

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag
3. Her shoes were quite frumpy
4. Her butt wide and lumpy
5. Butt her voice causes dogs' tails to wag.

lapietra 06-10-2003 06:52 PM

1. That made absolutely no sense

danh 06-11-2003 01:58 PM

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.

lapietra 06-11-2003 02:42 PM

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.
3. Tho' it's nice for a change

dickieC 06-11-2003 02:43 PM

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.
3. Tho' it's nice for a change
4. To rhyme with orange

ambo 06-11-2003 03:18 PM

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.
3. Tho' it's nice for a change
4. To rhyme with orange
5. Just as long as you don't change the tense

nycwriters 06-11-2003 05:02 PM

1. I desperately need to get away

ambo 06-11-2003 05:44 PM

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay

chuckie egg 06-12-2003 08:16 AM

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay
3. I'm NOT schizophrenic

Deviate 06-12-2003 11:11 AM

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay
3. I'm NOT schizophrenic
4. So no need to panic

ambo 06-12-2003 04:35 PM

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay
3. I'm NOT schizophrenic
4. So no need to panic
5. Just tell me which voice to obey

Deviate 06-12-2003 04:44 PM

1. the path that i choose is between

flabbygums 06-12-2003 05:13 PM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen

dinzdale 06-12-2003 06:57 PM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits

AllegroNg 06-12-2003 09:07 PM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits

flabbygums 06-12-2003 09:53 PM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. Alas my prostate, what's that sheen?

ambo 06-13-2003 12:15 AM

1. The buzzards were having a field day

AllegroNg 06-13-2003 09:00 AM

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.

ambo 06-13-2003 05:12 PM

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.
3. As they circled above

dickieC 06-13-2003 05:16 PM

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.
3. As they circled above
4. The Falconer's glove

flabbygums 06-13-2003 05:50 PM

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.
3. As they circled above
4. The Falconer's glove
5. They sqalked, "blaaaCawwww..shop on e-bay!"

AllegroNg 06-13-2003 06:51 PM

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<

ambo 06-13-2003 11:56 PM

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==

AllegroNg 06-14-2003 08:44 AM

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==
3. He is the breast! =-)-[B

Panda 06-16-2003 07:52 AM

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==
3. He is the breast! =-)-[B
4. But thats enough about his chest... -\|/-\|/-

ambo 06-17-2003 12:35 AM

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==
3. He is the breast! =-)-[B
4. But thats enough about his chest... -\|/-\|/-
5. He isn't really all about his sums +++++++++

lapietra 06-17-2003 03:28 PM

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript

flabbygums 06-17-2003 03:35 PM

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit









p.s. flattering (i think) too bad i missed those last 5 bits.

ambo 06-17-2003 04:09 PM

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit
3. Ze's flashing ? Where ?

dinzdale 06-17-2003 07:06 PM

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit
3. Ze's flashing ? Where ?
4. In his small underwear

flabbygums 06-17-2003 07:14 PM

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit
3. Ze's flashing ? Where ?
4. In his small underwear
5. Look at that unit! Ze's well equipped.

ambo 06-17-2003 11:17 PM

1. We sleep when we damn well want to

nycwriters 06-18-2003 09:01 PM

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do

ambo 06-18-2003 11:05 PM

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do
3. When dreams take their toll

flabbygums 06-19-2003 02:52 AM

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do
3. When dreams take their toll
4. Like the one of you frenching Bob Dole


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