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rapscalious rob 09-04-2003 03:32 AM

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part
Im more fond of my weiner

Audreyvgs 09-04-2003 08:36 AM

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part
Im more fond of my weiner
it couldnt be cleaner
at least the damn thing doesn't fart!

chuckie egg 09-04-2003 08:38 AM

1. You cant do two lines at once!

Audreyvgs 09-04-2003 09:37 AM

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce




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More of those damnable details I forget to pay attn to, but it was just too damn attractive to not do 2, I couldnt help myself. sorry :rolleyes:

ambo 09-04-2003 03:31 PM

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce
3. Go stand in the corner

Audreyvgs 09-05-2003 08:58 AM

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce
3. Go stand in the corner
4. like Little Jack Horner

funkytuba 09-05-2003 05:31 PM

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce
3. Go stand in the corner
4. like Little Jack Horner
5. And don't pull no more of your stunts!

sweetmetlcup 09-05-2003 06:16 PM

1. Vanity and greed erase

rapscalious rob 09-05-2003 06:36 PM

Vanity and greed erase
the goodness that you put in place

zenbabe 09-05-2003 06:36 PM

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face

rapscalious rob 09-05-2003 06:39 PM

cool! we both posted at once!

rapscalious rob 09-05-2003 06:42 PM

Okay, zebabe, Ill add to yours since its cooler

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face
3. He cried like a wienie

funkytuba 09-06-2003 12:13 AM

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face
3. He cried like a wienie
4. And squealed "you big meanie"

zenbabe 09-06-2003 01:20 AM

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face
3. He cried like a wienie
4. And squealed "you big meanie"
5. I guess it's all part of the chase

rapscalious rob 09-06-2003 04:51 AM

I thought Id never see the day

ambo 09-06-2003 06:23 PM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray

zenbabe 09-06-2003 08:52 PM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon

Audreyvgs 09-07-2003 11:39 AM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon
with these eggs that I'm makin'

zenbabe 09-07-2003 12:01 PM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon
with these eggs that I'm makin'
Then im off for a roll in the hay!

Audreyvgs 09-07-2003 01:53 PM

I had to get this one out of my system, sorry, next!

My husband does dishes by hand
the machine makes you less of a man?
technology's cleaner,
you hard-headed wiener
Go ahead, I will sit while you stand!

nycwriters 09-07-2003 05:29 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee

funkytuba 09-08-2003 04:32 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me

ambo 09-08-2003 05:56 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there.

dinzdale 09-08-2003 06:40 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there
That string twixt the hair

Audreyvgs 09-08-2003 07:08 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there
That string twixt the hair
-was twisted but now its come free

ambo 09-08-2003 10:13 PM

september will go as it came

chuckie egg 09-09-2003 08:52 AM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame

ambo 09-09-2003 02:08 PM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by

funkytuba 09-09-2003 07:39 PM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by
thats why I will try

flabbygums 09-09-2003 07:53 PM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by
thats why I will try
to rub oysters on my tushy in Maine

zenbabe 09-09-2003 08:11 PM

Oh to smell of tuna and clams

flabbygums 09-09-2003 08:19 PM

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam

Audreyvgs 09-10-2003 12:19 AM

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam
while I'm being a Dick

bealeblues 09-10-2003 12:05 PM

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam
while I'm being a Dick
your prose makes me sick

Audreyvgs 09-10-2003 02:42 PM

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam
while I'm being a Dick
your prose makes me sick
You're no more Vietnam vet than I am.


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I am creeped out that anyone would think that anything like that is funny.

catbelly 09-10-2003 03:14 PM

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug

catbelly 09-10-2003 05:36 PM

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug

AllegroNg 09-10-2003 08:23 PM

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug
The shell's the best part

Audreyvgs 09-10-2003 09:06 PM

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug
The shell's the best part
kinda crunchy, kinda tart

AllegroNg 09-10-2003 09:25 PM

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug
The shell's the best part
kinda crunchy, kinda tart
I'll chase that w/ a nice juicy slug


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