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AllegroNg 10-05-2003 09:11 AM

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy
Everyone looks sexy

Audreyvgs 10-05-2003 02:18 PM

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy
Everyone looks sexy
s'wonderful to be me

Audreyvgs 10-05-2003 02:20 PM

oooo how the hell did that happen?

lapietra 10-05-2003 02:35 PM

....i'm seeing double! :D
 
it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy
Everyone looks sexy
s'wonderful to be me
even when I act like a dipsy.

AllegroNg 10-05-2003 08:56 PM

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.

rapscalious rob 10-05-2003 09:06 PM

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
Mmm, yum; raw and wrigglin,

zenbabe 10-05-2003 09:21 PM

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
Mmm, yum; raw and wrigglin,
Sumpthin in my tummy a jigglin'

Audreyvgs 10-05-2003 10:37 PM

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
Mmm, yum; raw and wrigglin,
Sumpthin in my tummy a jigglin'
proves you can't beat your fish then go nappin'

AllegroNg 10-05-2003 10:52 PM

Hee hee hee, good one!

lapietra 10-06-2003 12:14 AM

Hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun

funkytuba 10-06-2003 12:52 AM

Hee hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun
until we get funny

lapietra 10-06-2003 01:34 AM

Hee hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun
until we get funny
or run out of money

flabbygums 10-06-2003 02:37 AM

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
what the $@!!## is going on herein?

lapietra 10-06-2003 02:53 AM

I'm so confuzzed...

AllegroNg 10-06-2003 09:01 AM

Hee hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun
until we get funny
or run out of money
FLABBY GUMS THAT LIMERICK WAS DONE!!

slurpeedemon 10-06-2003 02:33 PM

Her favorite color is blue

funkytuba 10-06-2003 02:47 PM

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true

Audreyvgs 10-06-2003 07:12 PM

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true
Flab in his spleen

funkytuba 10-07-2003 02:22 AM

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true
Flab in his spleen
gives his skin such a sheen

Audreyvgs 10-07-2003 08:44 AM

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true
Flab in his spleen
gives his skin such a sheen
it's clear that he hasnt a clue

slurpeedemon 10-07-2003 03:59 PM

It's time to buy some new duds

Audreyvgs 10-07-2003 04:34 PM

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds





-Could we pick words that rhyme with another word on the planet to start, or is this about torture? If so, we could just keep it simple and end all the first lines with "Purple" Sorry, im a biaaaattchhhhhhh today.

funkytuba 10-07-2003 08:22 PM

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds
there's rips from that door-hinge

catbelly 10-07-2003 08:46 PM

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds
there's rips from that door-hinge
and stains from my binge

Audreyvgs 10-07-2003 10:08 PM

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds
there's rips from that door-hinge
and stains from my binge
and pants that protect me from floods



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Sorry, SlurpD, there were plenty of words, i just must be sensitive from my bout with You know Who.... :(

Your Turn!

zenbabe 10-09-2003 12:16 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore

Audreyvgs 10-09-2003 12:25 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store

zenbabe 10-09-2003 12:44 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap

malina 10-09-2003 12:46 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap
Jesta big stinkin' heap

zenbabe 10-09-2003 12:49 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap
Jesta big stinkin' heap
Buncha Crap and tu mech of'a chore!

Audreyvgs 10-09-2003 12:52 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap
Jesta big stinkin' heap
Dem tings dat Klaus usually keeps in da drawer!

zenbabe 10-09-2003 12:56 AM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!

Audreyvgs 10-09-2003 12:56 AM

Oh maaannnnn more simultaneous posts!!! sorry!!!!!!

zenbabe 10-09-2003 01:12 AM

you cheated

Audreyvgs 10-09-2003 01:15 AM

I warnt tryin to cheat, everytime i thought i was on time, i was late! sorry, you might have to post the first one again, otherwise everybody'l think we're on the debate thread! We keep hittin send at the same time, you're faster!

zenbabe 10-09-2003 01:21 AM

You know about us fast gurls.....
 
O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!

Audreyvgs 10-09-2003 09:08 AM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen

nycwriters 10-09-2003 12:28 PM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen
clothed in porcelaine robes

funkytuba 10-09-2003 12:51 PM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen
clothed in porcelaine robes
ees flock ah ees toes

Audreyvgs 10-09-2003 09:50 PM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen
clothed in porcelaine robes
ees flock ah ees toes
'at Bear waht run'd thru the clothesline was mean!


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