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lapietra 10-21-2003 12:23 AM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out

SuperCaliFragil 10-21-2003 12:49 AM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out
despite joints pained by gout

Audreyvgs 10-21-2003 01:30 AM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out
despite joints pained by gout
He then lays down and howls at the moon

zenbabe 10-21-2003 01:41 AM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring

maychorian 10-21-2003 12:40 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything

funkytuba 10-21-2003 02:37 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work

Audreyvgs 10-21-2003 07:19 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work
and the girls quite a jerk

funkytuba 10-21-2003 07:21 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work
and the girls quite a jerk
so I'll just weave one out of some string

SuperCaliFragil 10-21-2003 07:54 PM

The largest planet is orange.











snicker, snicker, snicker.

edit...ok...i retract that. That was unfair.

SuperCaliFragil 10-21-2003 08:47 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter

Audreyvgs 10-21-2003 10:36 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her

maychorian 10-21-2003 11:46 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care

rapscalious rob 10-22-2003 12:42 AM

The largest planet is orange.
Itís also as dead as a doorhinge;
but if it werenít there,
our planet would tear
and then things would be rather boringe

rapscalious rob 10-22-2003 12:47 AM

although boringe isnít a word,
it helps me to fuel the absurd.
It also rhymes well
with a word from rhyme hell
though, likely, it will be demurred.

Audreyvgs 10-22-2003 07:51 AM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care
or even know where

dinzdale 10-22-2003 12:09 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care
or even know where
Pluto is certainly stupider

maychorian 10-22-2003 10:16 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria

Audreyvgs 10-22-2003 10:26 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia

AllegroNg 10-22-2003 10:33 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia
With plates in their lips

maychorian 10-22-2003 10:37 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia
With plates in their lips
To help them eat chips

Audreyvgs 10-25-2003 11:44 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia
With plates in their lips
To help them eat chips
with dip that they get from Diptheria!

Klynne 10-25-2003 11:59 PM

There are some people that will say

Audreyvgs 10-26-2003 12:25 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day

Klynne 10-26-2003 12:31 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day
Let them say what they will

zenbabe 10-26-2003 10:51 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day
Let them say what they will
I'll just send them the bill

Audreyvgs 10-26-2003 11:35 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day
Let them say what they will
I'll just send them the bill
to build Rome in a day with some clay!

Klynne 10-26-2003 06:03 PM

I am experiencing technical difficulties

rapscalious rob 10-26-2003 06:18 PM

I am experiencing technical difficulties
for I seem to have several loose iffy bolties

Klynne 10-26-2003 09:31 PM

I am experiencing technical difficulties
for I seem to have several loose iffy bolties
My maker must be crazy, or very lazy

rapscalious rob 10-27-2003 02:22 AM

I am experiencing technical difficulties
for I seem to have several loose iffy bolties
My maker must be crazy,
or very lazy
or maybe just one of those miffed occulties

rapscalious rob 10-27-2003 02:23 AM

my pizza has fragments of bone

laughingbuddha 10-27-2003 04:16 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone

Audreyvgs 10-27-2003 08:52 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone
the waitress won't listen

laughingbuddha 10-27-2003 10:36 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone
The waitress won't listen
Even as the beads of sweat glisten

Audreyvgs 10-27-2003 11:19 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone
The waitress won't listen
Even as the beads of sweat glisten
Please get 911 on the phone!

laughingbuddha 10-27-2003 11:51 AM

The gladiator fought without a sword

laughingbuddha 10-27-2003 11:52 AM

The gladiator fought without a sword

Audreyvgs 10-27-2003 12:13 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored

zenbabe 10-27-2003 01:05 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored
What he didn't see coming

Audreyvgs 10-27-2003 02:33 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored
What he didn't see coming
was above a mace humming


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