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flabbygums 10-29-2003 05:53 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.
Though I know i'm not gay
I keep saying "what a FABULOUS day!"

Coffee 10-29-2003 06:02 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.
Though I know i'm not gay
I keep saying "what a FABULOUS day!"
and does this rouge clash with my smile?

Klynne 10-29-2003 06:11 PM

How many times must I ask

Coffee 10-29-2003 06:30 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask

Klynne 10-29-2003 07:39 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask
Your really quite lovely you know

Coffee 10-29-2003 09:14 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask
Your really quite lovely you know
but Its just an avatar..and so,

catbelly 10-29-2003 09:16 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask
Your really quite lovely you know
but Its just an avatar..and so,
If you're ugly I'll take you to task.

funkytuba 10-29-2003 09:21 PM

We're having some problems with scansion

Coffee 10-29-2003 09:29 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.

zenbabe 10-29-2003 10:37 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.
But without reason or rhyme

Klynne 10-29-2003 10:44 PM

oops

Klynne 10-29-2003 10:46 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.
But without reason or rhyme
He is after me all the time

nycwriters 10-29-2003 11:38 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.
But without reason or rhyme
He is after me all the time
And other things too dire to mention

Klynne 10-30-2003 01:36 AM

There is something that is really strange

Audreyvgs 10-30-2003 01:43 AM

There is something that is really strange
I hear music - it's "Home on the Range!"

Klynne 10-30-2003 01:45 AM

]There is something that is really strange
I hear music - it's "Home on the Range!"
Oh my God, am I in Montanna?

Audreyvgs 10-30-2003 01:47 AM

There is something that is really strange
I hear music - it's "Home on the Range!"
Oh my God, am I in Montana?
Where'd I get this red bandana!??!??!!!

Klynne 10-30-2003 02:39 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange

rapscalious rob 10-30-2003 05:17 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange

Coffee 10-30-2003 05:21 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange
He just sits there and licks

Klynne 10-30-2003 07:04 PM

And eats popsickle sticks

Klynne 10-30-2003 07:10 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange
He just sits there and licks
And eats popsickle sticks

Coffee 10-30-2003 10:47 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange
He just sits there and licks
And eats popsickle sticks
I hope that this trend will hurry up and change.

zenbabe 10-30-2003 10:57 PM

I still have no Costume to wear.

Klynne 10-30-2003 11:27 PM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare

Coffee 10-30-2003 11:32 PM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare
I could use the sheet

Klynne 10-31-2003 12:59 AM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare
I could use the sheet
But, it will show my bare feet

Audreyvgs 10-31-2003 01:35 AM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare
I could use the sheet
But, it will show my bare feet
but then again, I know where to wear the tear.

Klynne 10-31-2003 01:46 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?

zenbabe 10-31-2003 01:50 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?

Klynne 10-31-2003 01:59 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?
I get your point,
Lets smoke a joint
And make this whole thing go away.

Wow, bad limkerick
Who would ever thook of it?

funkytuba 10-31-2003 04:47 AM

Go-it-alone limericks are over in that thread over ------------> there
 
Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?
I get your point,
so it's you I'll annoint

Audreyvgs 10-31-2003 12:12 PM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?
I get your point,
so it's you I'll annoint
you don't know syntax, so try and denyical.

funkytuba 10-31-2003 01:48 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow

Coffee 10-31-2003 02:35 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow

Audreyvgs 10-31-2003 02:42 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow
who wears black only black

Coffee 10-31-2003 02:45 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow
who wears black only black
trying to jump my track

Klynne 10-31-2003 08:51 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow
who wears black only black
trying to jump my track
I usually prefer to be mellow

Klynne 10-31-2003 10:29 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin

Coffee 11-01-2003 06:15 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.


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