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Klynne 12-19-2003 11:29 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

lapietra 12-21-2003 01:09 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said.

funkytuba 12-21-2003 02:58 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head

RevEf 12-21-2003 04:43 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace

Hyakujo's Fox 12-21-2003 04:48 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face

RevEf 12-21-2003 04:52 AM

and other parts best left unsaid.

RevEf 12-21-2003 04:53 AM

Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!

funkytuba 12-21-2003 06:31 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.

lapietra 12-21-2003 03:44 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel

Coffee 12-21-2003 08:06 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"

lapietra 12-21-2003 09:50 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat.

Klynne 12-21-2003 11:21 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat

Hyakujo's Fox 12-22-2003 12:58 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,

lapietra 12-22-2003 03:09 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun

Klynne 12-22-2003 05:06 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?

Hyakujo's Fox 12-22-2003 08:58 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?
Just wait! Too late! KER-SPLAT!

lapietra 12-22-2003 09:57 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?
Just wait! Too late! KER-SPLAT!

Then she turned and, laughing, walked away

Klynne 12-22-2003 11:02 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?
Just wait! Too late! KER-SPLAT!

Then she turned and, laughing, walked away
This has been a very unlucky day

funkytuba 12-23-2003 04:19 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?
Just wait! Too late! KER-SPLAT!

Then she turned and, laughing, walked away
This has been a very unlucky day
next time i'll think twice

lapietra 12-23-2003 04:47 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?
Just wait! Too late! KER-SPLAT!

Then she turned and, laughing, walked away
This has been a very unlucky day
next time i'll think twice
'fore I say something nice

zenbabe 12-23-2003 05:25 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila
She is good in the sack some say

"What was that last part?" she said,
a look of surprise on her head.
She applied her Mace
to parts of my face
and other parts best left unsaid.

"Gosh I'm so sorry 'bout that!"
She said as I lay on the mat.
Then she sunk her spiked heel
saying "See! How's it feel?"
then hefted a rather large bat,

And she beat me down like a gnat
and before I'd recovered from that,
she pulled out a paint gun
Oh no, What have I done?
Just wait! Too late! KER-SPLAT!

Then she turned and, laughing, walked away
This has been a very unlucky day
next time i'll think twice
'fore I say something nice
And all of that for some play!

funkytuba 12-23-2003 09:34 AM

It rains in the mid of the night

Klynne 12-23-2003 07:37 PM

It rains in the mid of the night
when it storms with all its might

ambo 12-25-2003 09:16 PM

It rains in the mid of the night
when it storms with all its might
The wind rips and tears

Klynne 12-25-2003 10:32 PM

It rains in the mid of the night
when it storms with all its might
The wind rips and tears
As I creep down the stairs

funkytuba 12-25-2003 11:07 PM

It rains in the mid of the night
when it storms with all its might
The wind rips and tears
As I creep down the stairs
to give my poor auntie a fright

Hyakujo's Fox 12-25-2003 11:46 PM

It shines in the mid of the day

malina 12-26-2003 01:01 AM

It shines in the mid of the day
the sun it just won't go away

RevEf 12-26-2003 01:54 AM

It shines in the mid of the day
the sun it just won't go away
I seek to be wise

Klynne 12-26-2003 10:46 AM

It shines in the mid of the day
the sun it just won't go away
I seek to be wise
As I shoo the flies

RevEf 12-28-2003 06:15 AM

It shines in the mid of the day
the sun it just won't go away
I seek to be wise
As I shoo the flies
Off of my stylish beret

funkytuba 12-29-2003 02:24 AM

It's cold out but toasty inside

RevEf 12-29-2003 02:50 AM

It's cold out but toasty inside
Asmy toes have been deep-fried

Hyakujo's Fox 12-29-2003 04:53 AM

It's cold out but toasty inside
As my toes have been deep-fried
I'm living tempura

RevEf 12-29-2003 10:04 PM

It's cold out but toasty inside
As my toes have been deep-fried
I'm living tempura
and I am sure a

funkytuba 12-30-2003 04:19 PM

It's cold out but toasty inside
As my toes have been deep-fried
I'm living tempura
and I am sure a-
bout to be eaten. I'll go hide.

Coffee 12-30-2003 04:32 PM

Its raining real hard on my boat

funkytuba 12-30-2003 04:38 PM

Its raining real hard on my boat
I'm glad that I got it to float

Coffee 12-30-2003 04:46 PM

Its raining real hard on my boat
I'm glad that I got it to float
the house washed away

funkytuba 12-30-2003 04:55 PM

Its raining real hard on my boat
I'm glad that I got it to float
the house washed away
insurance won't pay


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