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rapscalious rob 03-25-2004 03:52 AM

oopsie, audrey said and blushed

lapietra 03-25-2004 04:49 PM

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed

Smartypants 03-25-2004 04:52 PM

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled

lapietra 03-25-2004 04:54 PM

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled
as the last line she straddled

Audreyvgs 03-26-2004 02:20 AM

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled
as the last line she straddled
so she farted, then straddled, then flushed!


:cool:

zenbabe 03-26-2004 02:41 AM

So now that we speak of the poo

Gatsby 03-26-2004 03:33 AM

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel

Smartypants 03-26-2004 03:13 PM

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel
which explains its dilemma

lapietra 03-26-2004 04:23 PM

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel
which explains its dilemma
Now it generates gemma*



*small asexual reproductive structure that detaches from the parent and develops into a new individual

zenbabe 03-26-2004 04:49 PM

poo and strudel :confused:

Audreyvgs 03-26-2004 04:53 PM

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel
which explains its dilemma
Now it generates gemma*
well, someone's not using their noodle!

Spicy Jack 03-26-2004 04:57 PM

I'm feeling a little bit weak

lapietra 03-26-2004 05:02 PM

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak

Smartypants 03-26-2004 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
poo and strudel :confused:
Aw, c'mon ZB! That was a brilliant, unexpected twist by Gatsbygirl. LOL!!

******

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak
The streudel I've eaten

daverbee 03-26-2004 06:40 PM

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak
The streudel I've eaten
Still makes me feel beaten

Smartypants 03-26-2004 07:12 PM

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak
The streudel I've eaten
Still makes me feel beaten
Like a poodle whose poo makes Zen shriek

rapscalious rob 03-26-2004 07:26 PM

imprisoned withing AOL,

Aphrodite 03-26-2004 09:46 PM

imprisoned withing AOL,
existing in internet hell

Audreyvgs 03-27-2004 12:44 AM

imprisoned withing AOL,
existing in internet hell
Im waiting on dial-up
on me they will hangup
then I'll scream, well, aint that just swell!


next?

daverbee 03-29-2004 11:57 AM

My computer is not in the best shape

lapietra 03-29-2004 05:03 PM

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape

zenbabe 03-29-2004 05:08 PM

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape
And this old pair of plyers

ambo 03-29-2004 05:10 PM

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape
And this old pair of plyers
Then I licked all the wires

daverbee 03-29-2004 06:58 PM

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape
And this old pair of plyers
Then I licked all the wires
Which for some reason tasted like grape!

lapietra 03-30-2004 12:37 AM

I will never see grapes the same way

Audreyvgs 03-30-2004 02:19 AM

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday

ambo 03-30-2004 03:44 AM

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday
My tongue's all befuddled

daverbee 03-30-2004 10:54 AM

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday
My tongue's all befuddled
my nerves is all muddled

Spicy Jack 03-30-2004 03:00 PM

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday
My tongue's all befuddled
my nerves is all muddled
Next I shall lick some BenGay

Audreyvgs 03-30-2004 03:02 PM

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight

Spicy Jack 03-30-2004 03:40 PM

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate

Audreyvgs 03-30-2004 03:54 PM

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate
it looks about right

daverbee 03-30-2004 04:11 PM

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate
it looks about right
when it shines in the light

Smartypants 03-30-2004 04:32 PM

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate
it looks about right
when it shines in the light
and is so much more tasteful on dates

daverbee 03-30-2004 06:49 PM

Backaches at the end of the day

ambo 03-30-2004 07:14 PM

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away

Spicy Jack 03-30-2004 07:26 PM

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away
so I'll sit here instead

ambo 03-30-2004 07:29 PM

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away
so I'll sit here instead
five feet from my bed

Aphrodite 03-30-2004 08:34 PM

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away
so I'll sit here instead
five feet from my bed
wishing I could go out and play

zenbabe 03-30-2004 11:17 PM

I think I should go buy some Wine.


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