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Smartypants 04-02-2004 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
WTF :eek:
Just a small collision. No one's hurt. Nothing to see here folks. Let's all just move along now...;)

zenbabe 04-02-2004 03:38 AM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm

daverbee 04-02-2004 10:56 AM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm

zenbabe 04-02-2004 04:41 PM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust

lapietra 04-02-2004 04:41 PM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
They're so rancid and stinky

zenbabe 04-02-2004 04:42 PM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust

zenbabe 04-02-2004 04:42 PM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust

Audreyvgs 04-02-2004 05:16 PM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust
and are filled with disgust

ambo 04-03-2004 04:30 AM

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust
and are filled with disgust
So you sit on your hog and go vrooooooommmmm

Klynne 04-03-2004 10:55 PM

The zemonkey master once said

Hyakujo's Fox 04-03-2004 11:51 PM

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed

Smartypants 04-04-2004 12:13 AM

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed
I learned very early

zenbabe 04-04-2004 01:30 AM

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed
I learned very early
That it's brains over burley

Aphrodite 04-04-2004 03:24 AM

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed
I learned very early
That it's brains over burley
and poets who show it get head
:eek:

Hyakujo's Fox 04-04-2004 10:18 AM

The best way to practice one's French

zenbabe 04-04-2004 09:51 PM

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench

rapscalious rob 04-04-2004 09:59 PM

Collision cleanup:

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
With bated breath I await,
For someone to seal our fate
as zegrandma/pas/aunts and zeunkies.

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
Whew! Now I'm no newbie
But I think you want to do me?
Oh, no! This zemonkey’s a ze monk, eh?
_______________________________

The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench

zenbabe 04-04-2004 10:14 PM

Whoa!

Hyakujo's Fox 04-04-2004 10:19 PM

hehehe... okay this will get us back on track... or make things even worse....


The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word

zenbabe 04-04-2004 10:25 PM

Merde!

Smartypants 04-04-2004 11:26 PM

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting
Most any tongue's fitting


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word
Cry, "Mon Dieu, quelle absurde!"


RR, I'm impressed at your valiant attempt at housecleaning. Magnifique!

nycwriters 04-04-2004 11:31 PM

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting
Most any tongue's fitting
But only if you find the right wench! ;)


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word
Cry, "Mon Dieu, quelle absurde!"
Then lie prone on a provencal bench

Klynne 04-05-2004 12:13 AM

A little old man once said

Audreyvgs 04-05-2004 01:05 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head

Klynne 04-05-2004 01:21 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?

Hyakujo's Fox 04-05-2004 01:44 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?
I do hope she's not nesting

daverbee 04-05-2004 10:54 AM

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?
I do hope she's not nesting
And using my hair as her bread.

rapscalious rob 04-05-2004 04:39 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,

lapietra 04-05-2004 05:03 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,

daverbee 04-05-2004 06:14 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick

madasacutsnake 04-06-2004 12:26 AM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
Nonsense which was maverick

lapietra 04-06-2004 12:33 AM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
then picked up my old ice pick

daverbee 04-06-2004 01:56 PM

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
then picked up my old ice pick
And went out, a few demons to slay.


While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
nonsense which was maverick
then headed outside for to play.

Edited to include one from the line posted by madasacutsnake.

lapietra 04-06-2004 02:01 PM

What a drag to be back on the road

daverbee 04-06-2004 02:33 PM

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!

lapietra 04-06-2004 03:37 PM

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!
Hope I make lots of money

daverbee 04-06-2004 05:12 PM

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!
Hope I make lots of money
And the day's bright and sunny

Spicy Jack 04-06-2004 07:49 PM

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!
Hope I make lots of money
And the day's bright and sunny
May the weekend come before I explode.

Hyakujo's Fox 04-06-2004 09:37 PM

I've locked myself out of my house

Audreyvgs 04-07-2004 02:41 AM

I've locked myself out of my house
the keys now reside with my spouse


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