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weissenflatz 05-11-2004 06:43 AM

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair
I scream and I swear
Then I wake up, sweet as a daisy

Hyakujo's Fox 05-11-2004 11:26 PM

The secret to the art of good baking

Klynne 05-12-2004 12:34 AM

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking

lapietra 05-12-2004 12:49 AM

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread

Smartypants 05-12-2004 01:15 AM

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread
They're all here in my head

funkytuba 05-12-2004 01:17 AM

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread
They're all here in my head
So soon in the dough I'll be raking

straymonk 05-12-2004 03:13 AM

This millionaire lost all his money

funkytuba 05-12-2004 03:14 AM

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony

straymonk 05-12-2004 03:15 AM

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
His ex lived in style

funkytuba 05-12-2004 03:18 AM

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
his ex lived in style
bled him of his pile

Hyakujo's Fox 05-12-2004 05:55 AM

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
his ex lived in style
bled him of his pile
and moved to an island quite sunny

weissenflatz 05-12-2004 06:34 AM

When someone is lost in the graveyard

daverbee 05-12-2004 02:26 PM

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard

straymonk 05-12-2004 07:35 PM

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing

lapietra 05-12-2004 07:57 PM

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing
whilst their coifs be-spiffing

Hyakujo's Fox 05-13-2004 05:14 AM

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing
whilst their coifs be-spiffing
and they feast on the bits you discard

weissenflatz 05-13-2004 05:54 AM

When his young daughter first went diving

daverbee 05-13-2004 09:53 AM

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving.

weissenflatz 05-13-2004 12:08 PM

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving
How she could lure all the fish

daverbee 05-13-2004 03:36 PM

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving
How she could lure all the fish
Was a mystery many did wish

lapietra 05-13-2004 05:08 PM

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving
How she could lure all the fish
Was a mystery many did wish
To discern - but none are surviving...

rapscalious rob 05-13-2004 05:47 PM

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,

Spicy Jack 05-13-2004 06:31 PM

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee

lapietra 05-13-2004 07:15 PM

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee
He was often mistaken

Spicy Jack 05-13-2004 07:18 PM

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee
He was often mistaken
for underwater bacon

lapietra 05-13-2004 07:22 PM

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee
He was often mistaken
for underwater bacon,
a meatloaf, or a random deity.

Spicy Jack 05-13-2004 07:28 PM

A random diety he was not

straymonk 05-13-2004 07:45 PM

A random diety he was not
Apolla was he, and he was hot

Aphrodite 05-13-2004 09:00 PM

A random diety he was not
Apolla was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor






;)

straymonk 05-13-2004 10:03 PM

A random diety he was not
Apollo was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor
whose thunder did roar

Spicy Jack 05-14-2004 02:02 PM

A random diety he was not
Apollo was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor
whose thunder did roar
when he sneezed and sprayed us with snot

Dark Chocolate 05-14-2004 05:46 PM

A hot chicken sandwich once said:

Spicy Jack 05-14-2004 05:59 PM

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.

lapietra 05-14-2004 06:21 PM

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was live

straymonk 05-14-2004 07:02 PM

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was alive
She'd be talkin' jive

Klynne 05-14-2004 07:42 PM

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was alive
She'd be talkin' jive
would you like roast beef instead?

straymonk 05-14-2004 09:28 PM

My dinner is talking to me

Klynne 05-14-2004 09:52 PM

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be

Hyakujo's Fox 05-14-2004 11:09 PM

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating

straymonk 05-15-2004 01:15 AM

Going out tonight


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