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Audreyvgs 05-15-2004 02:10 AM

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating
with rapid excreting

zenbabe 05-15-2004 02:32 AM

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating
with rapid excreting
Instead I will just go for a pee

Hyakujo's Fox 05-15-2004 06:19 AM

straymonk has gone out tonight

madasacutsnake 05-15-2004 08:48 AM

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight

Aphrodite 05-15-2004 12:22 PM

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting

Gatsby 05-15-2004 06:01 PM

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting
are better than hitting

straymonk 05-15-2004 08:28 PM

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting
are better than hitting
over punches, he'll often choose flight


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Sorry, everyone. Can't believe I posted a haiku line in a limericks thread. Guess I should have laid off the bourbon. ;)

madasacutsnake 05-16-2004 08:28 AM

Straymonk is a *****

madasacutsnake 05-16-2004 08:28 AM

Try again.

Straymonk is a p*ssy

Hyakujo's Fox 05-16-2004 10:27 AM

This limerick is TIGHT!


Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy

straymonk 05-16-2004 07:48 PM

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight



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Yeah, you wanna fight. Come over here and say that to my face. I'll fight ya - uh - after I throw up on your shoes. *burp*

lapietra 05-16-2004 07:55 PM

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight
but his hair looks great!

Hyakujo's Fox 05-17-2004 10:15 PM

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight
but his hair looks great!
just don't ever ask "who's'e?"

Klynne 05-17-2004 10:26 PM

Can't help but ask who is he?

weissenflatz 05-18-2004 06:45 AM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly

lapietra 05-18-2004 03:55 PM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away

weissenflatz 05-19-2004 06:01 AM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away
But I hear the cry, may day!

Klynne 05-19-2004 11:35 PM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away
But I hear the cry, may day!
There he is clinging to a dinghy

Hyakujo's Fox 05-19-2004 11:49 PM

My dinghy is always deflating

Klynne 05-20-2004 01:32 AM

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating

weissenflatz 05-20-2004 06:29 AM

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating
But now I found something great

Smartypants 05-20-2004 06:48 AM

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating
But now I found something great
A new mate to inflate

weissenflatz 05-20-2004 07:01 AM

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating
But now I found something great
A new mate to inflate
Now I'm floating and he is inflating

Gatsby 05-20-2004 01:56 PM

The summer is already here

Spicy Jack 05-20-2004 02:54 PM

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear

dinzdale 05-20-2004 04:00 PM

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear
My new Gonaden-thing

Spicy Jack 05-20-2004 04:12 PM

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear
My new Gonaden-thing
Is perfect fitting

dinzdale 05-20-2004 04:13 PM

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear
My new Gonaden-thing
Is perfect fitting
This outfit will make mokeys stare

Spicy Jack 05-20-2004 04:15 PM

weeissenflatzerened?

dinzdale 05-20-2004 04:19 PM

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend

Spicy Jack 05-20-2004 04:22 PM

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend
got mighty hot

dinzdale 05-20-2004 04:47 PM

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend
got mighty hot
but bothered not

Spicy Jack 05-20-2004 05:00 PM

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend
got mighty hot
but bothered not
to remove it and now he is dead

dinzdale 05-20-2004 05:09 PM

Young Lola was star of a song

lapietra 05-20-2004 06:28 PM

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong

dinzdale 05-20-2004 06:48 PM

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong
As she danced and gyrated

lapietra 05-20-2004 06:56 PM

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong
As she danced and gyrated
The crowd was elated

Spicy Jack 05-20-2004 07:04 PM

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong
As she danced and gyrated
The crowd was elated
Until she pulled out a big shlong.

dinzdale 05-20-2004 07:07 PM

There are times when I just laugh at loud

Klynne 05-20-2004 08:31 PM

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd


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