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weissenflatz 06-30-2004 12:45 PM

I just bought a CD from the Platters

daverbee 07-01-2004 06:23 PM

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters

funkytuba 07-01-2004 06:28 PM

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters
I'll twist and gyrate

Hyakujo's Fox 07-05-2004 12:19 AM

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters
I'll twist and gyrate
And swing like a gate

funkytuba 07-06-2004 04:03 PM

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters
I'll twist and gyrate
And swing like a gate
until on the wall my brain spatters

straymonk 07-07-2004 02:54 AM

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky

funkytuba 07-07-2004 03:18 AM

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie

weissenflatz 07-07-2004 07:49 AM

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie
his head burst open

Hyakujo's Fox 07-08-2004 02:35 AM

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie
his head burst open
It's no use mopin'

madasacutsnake 07-10-2004 01:24 AM

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie
his head burst open
It's no use mopin'
He's just happy he's still got his dicky

Hyakujo's Fox 07-14-2004 05:41 AM

I sat and got drunk by the river

Smartypants 07-14-2004 06:07 AM

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver

weissenflatz 07-14-2004 10:34 AM

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver
Then I shouted out loud

Hyakujo's Fox 07-14-2004 10:41 PM

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver
Then I shouted out loud
I'm pissed and I'm proud

weissenflatz 07-16-2004 07:12 AM

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver
Then I shouted out loud
I'm pissed and I'm proud
'Cause my love wants my heart and I'll give her

madasacutsnake 07-17-2004 04:48 AM

I sat and got stoned by the lake

funkytuba 07-17-2004 05:10 AM

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache

lapietra 07-17-2004 05:22 AM

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache
Then I stumbled around

funkytuba 07-17-2004 05:53 AM

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache
Then I stumbled around
and some cheetos I found

lapietra 07-17-2004 05:55 AM

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache
Then I stumbled around
and some cheetos I found
And of the whole bag I did partake. :)




mmmmmm...... cheeto fingers....

straymonk 07-18-2004 03:23 AM

There once was a girl with yellow fingers

Hyakujo's Fox 07-22-2004 11:19 PM

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis

weissenflatz 07-23-2004 08:16 AM

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis
when licking her paws

Klynne 07-28-2004 10:30 PM

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis
when licking her paws
she would bare her claws

zenbabe 07-29-2004 01:03 AM

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis
when licking her paws
she would bare her claws
and noticed how the smell of smoke lingers

Hyakujo's Fox 07-29-2004 06:03 AM

It will take quite some time to forget

chuckie egg 07-29-2004 10:57 AM

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet

Hyakujo's Fox 07-29-2004 11:49 PM

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet
Poochy got excited

straymonk 08-01-2004 07:50 AM

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet
Poochy got excited
his bladder was incited

Hyakujo's Fox 08-01-2004 11:16 PM

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet
Poochy got excited
his bladder was incited
and the vet, I regret, ended wet

lapietra 08-02-2004 01:26 AM

I can't seem to get myself started

weissenflatz 08-02-2004 09:38 AM

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'

slurpeedemon 08-02-2004 04:52 PM

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion

Hyakujo's Fox 08-02-2004 10:52 PM

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion
to inspire revulsion

zenbabe 08-02-2004 11:09 PM

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion
to inspire revulsion
inspired when my butt cheeks soon parted

dinzdale 08-05-2004 01:33 PM

Zenbabe's in love with her butt

lapietra 08-05-2004 05:25 PM

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her. :p

rapscalious rob 08-05-2004 06:15 PM

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her. :p
It is a bubble

lapietra 08-05-2004 06:32 PM

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her.
It is a bubble
extremalee CUTE

rapscalious rob 08-05-2004 06:47 PM

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her.
It is a bubble
extremalee CUTE
it gets her in trouble, that patoot


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