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Hyakujo's Fox 08-06-2004 06:28 AM

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking

dinzdale 08-06-2004 12:12 PM

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she her her butt talking

daverbee 08-06-2004 12:59 PM

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"

dinzdale 08-06-2004 04:14 PM

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"
"Move your hips, make me swirl"

lapietra 08-06-2004 06:02 PM

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"
"Move your hips, make me swirl"
So she did, and soon the world was gawking

straymonk 08-07-2004 05:55 AM

That girl can shake her tail feather

Hyakujo's Fox 08-07-2004 08:35 AM

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather

madasacutsnake 08-07-2004 10:00 PM

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather
But put her in silk

Audreyvgs 08-08-2004 08:55 PM

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather
But put her in silk
and girls of her ilk

Aphrodite 08-09-2004 01:43 AM

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather
But put her in silk
and girls of her ilk
will turn it to rope for a tether

madasacutsnake 08-10-2004 03:35 AM

There's a fine line between pleasure and pain

dinzdale 08-10-2004 12:18 PM

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again

Aphrodite 08-10-2004 01:52 PM

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again
I wonder if THIS time

Audreyvgs 08-10-2004 03:59 PM

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again
I wonder if THIS time
I can try not to whine

dinzdale 08-10-2004 04:45 PM

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again
I wonder if THIS time
I can try not to whine
When she tattoos my butt with her cane

lapietra 08-10-2004 07:52 PM

Oh where and oh where is catbelly?

Audreyvgs 08-10-2004 08:19 PM

Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.

lapietra 08-10-2004 08:27 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

No, she's not. :p (Miz Auds, I mean. catbelly very well may be where you say...)

Avalon 08-10-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.

MY HERO!!!:D

Audreyvgs 08-10-2004 09:50 PM

:p

zenbabe 08-11-2004 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lapietra
Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"
"Move your hips, make me swirl"
So she did, and soon the world was gawking

when did this happen?? :eek:

zenbabe 08-11-2004 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.


JHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

zenbabe 08-11-2004 01:37 AM

To find her just be a lil off color

lapietra 08-11-2004 02:25 AM

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!

sparticle 08-11-2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.

Yes, but you're my favorite mean, peri- etc. etc. etc. ;) :D :)

Audreyvgs 08-11-2004 12:47 PM

awww, and I thought i was goanna get jumped on with many feet!


:rolleyes:

Hyakujo's Fox 08-12-2004 12:17 PM

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!
We've got buckets of news

Audreyvgs 08-12-2004 01:22 PM

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!
We've got buckets of news
and some threads you could use

Hyakujo's Fox 08-16-2004 12:32 AM

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!
We've got buckets of news
and some threads you could use
plus we think we've found your umbrella

lapietra 08-17-2004 06:48 PM

he's such an adorable fox

zenbabe 08-17-2004 08:12 PM

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox

lapietra 08-17-2004 08:31 PM

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku

zenbabe 08-17-2004 08:33 PM

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku
and talkings of poo

Audreyvgs 08-17-2004 11:44 PM

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku
and talkings of poo
but a thousand times better than Weissenheimerfarzenflaxenexpialibotox

zenbabe 08-17-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku
and talkings of poo
but a thousand times better than Weissenheimerfarzenflaxenexpialibotox


hahahhahha! :p :D

madasacutsnake 08-18-2004 06:35 AM

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"

weissenflatz 08-18-2004 11:42 AM

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit

Frieda 08-18-2004 05:31 PM

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit
dark, brown and stinky

zenbabe 08-18-2004 05:41 PM

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit
dark, brown and stinky
Then he whipped out his binky

Aphrodite 08-18-2004 08:07 PM

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit
dark, brown and stinky
Then he whipped out his binky
a soother used by a useless tit.


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