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mcnoo 08-19-2004 01:13 AM

i had a large spot on my arse

Hyakujo's Fox 08-19-2004 03:06 AM

and I'm accused of talking of poo...


(and that is NOT part of a limerick... :p)

RuneT 08-19-2004 09:42 AM

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars

Aphrodite 08-19-2004 09:44 AM

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars
now its become smaller

madasacutsnake 08-19-2004 10:19 AM

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars
now its become smaller
with an unusual pallor

weissenflatz 08-19-2004 10:28 AM

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars
now it's become smaller
with an unusual pallor
the ooze I squeezed in two jars

RuneT 08-19-2004 10:32 AM

I hat when you do that thing

Audreyvgs 08-19-2004 04:02 PM

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing

zenbabe 08-19-2004 05:15 PM

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing
just forget all the vowels

madasacutsnake 08-20-2004 01:41 AM

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing
just forget all the vowels
'nd spk nly lyk *wls

Audreyvgs 08-20-2004 12:19 PM

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing
just forget all the vowels
'nd spk nly lyk *wls
'nd c h@w mvch P@@ yw cn fl!ng

madasacutsnake 08-21-2004 06:46 AM

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard

Smartypants 08-21-2004 07:03 AM

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared

Audreyvgs 08-21-2004 07:46 PM

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared
his roommate rushed in

zenbabe 08-21-2004 07:47 PM

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared
his roommate rushed in
And refilled his Gin

Audreyvgs 08-22-2004 01:51 AM

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared
his roommate rushed in
And refilled his Gin
while Smart posted those rules we ignored

Smartypants 08-25-2004 08:23 AM

I never know how I should start these,

weissenflatz 08-25-2004 10:33 AM

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese

Audreyvgs 08-25-2004 10:52 AM

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese
I freeverse and then

RuneT 08-25-2004 10:54 AM

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese
I freeverse and then
grab firmly around my pen

Audreyvgs 08-26-2004 12:39 AM

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese
I freeverse and then
grab firmly around my pen
squeeze it, and alliterate my wheeze.

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 01:40 AM

My mother gives me the shits

zenbabe 08-26-2004 01:42 AM

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 01:45 AM

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits
Huh? These are DD

zenbabe 08-26-2004 01:49 AM

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits
Huh? These are DD
And here's me with a small B

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 02:02 AM

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits
Huh? These are DD
And here's me with a small B
How on earth do you find bras to fit?

zenbabe 08-26-2004 02:04 AM

They make them in dif sizes you know

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 02:15 AM

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low

zenbabe 08-26-2004 02:19 AM

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low
I don't think it's the bra

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 02:21 AM

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low
I don't think it's the bra
Have they fallen so far?!

zenbabe 08-26-2004 02:29 AM

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low
I don't think it's the bra
Have they fallen so far?!
It's all just a gravity show!

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 02:37 AM

I think perhaps surgery's the answer

weissenflatz 08-26-2004 11:20 AM

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer

Aphrodite 08-26-2004 11:25 AM

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake

Hyakujo's Fox 08-26-2004 12:09 PM

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake
and dollars I'll make

Coffee 08-27-2004 12:18 AM

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake
and dollars I'll make
from a quick visit with the enhancer

zenbabe 08-27-2004 01:12 AM

Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?

Smartypants 08-27-2004 02:24 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.

zenbabe 08-27-2004 02:45 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver

trisherina 08-27-2004 02:48 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver
And my hands might both shiver,


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