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Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 01:32 AM

If ever you come back around

Large Marge 01-02-2005 01:38 AM

If ever you come back around
I will grab you by the neck and pound

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 02:14 AM

If ever you come back around
I will grab you by the neck and pound
A stake in your heart

Large Marge 01-02-2005 02:18 AM

If ever you come back around
I will grab you by the neck and pound
A stake in your heart
till you cry and depart

trisherina 01-02-2005 04:45 AM

If ever you come back around
I will grab you by the neck and pound
A stake in your heart
till you cry and depart
And go back with the worms in the ground.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2005 06:36 AM

There's a word in the Portuguese

Large Marge 01-02-2005 08:38 AM

There's a word in the Portuguese
that sounds like a goat eating cheese

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2005 12:34 PM

There's a word in the Portuguese
that sounds like a goat eating cheese
a complete lack of vowels

trisherina 01-02-2005 01:01 PM

There's a word in the Portuguese
that sounds like a goat eating cheese
a complete lack of vowels
like voiding your bowels

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 02:49 PM

There's a word in the Portuguese
that sounds like a goat eating cheese
a complete lack of vowels
like voiding your bowels
in the grip of some dreadful disease.

Large Marge 01-02-2005 07:57 PM

I once thought men were brilliant

joppa.gal 01-02-2005 09:40 PM

I once thought men were brilliant
With their display of cunning woman-hunt

Marcus Bales 01-03-2005 01:06 AM

I once thought men were brilliant
With their display of cunning woman-hunt
but now I can see

xfox 01-03-2005 02:40 AM

I once thought men were brilliant
With their display of cunning woman-hunt
but now I can see
it is she who chooses

trisherina 01-03-2005 03:57 AM

I once thought men were brilliant
With their display of cunning woman-hunt
but now I can see
that the chooser is she
who bones up on Hegel and Kant.

Large Marge 01-03-2005 04:02 AM

There once was a woman named Frank

funkytuba 01-03-2005 04:42 AM

There once was a woman named Frank
her house: dingy, dirty, and dank

Large Marge 01-03-2005 05:56 AM

There once was a woman named Frank
her house: dingy, dirty, and dank
she sat by the fire

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2005 06:11 AM

There once was a woman named Frank
her house: dingy, dirty, and dank
she sat by the fire
in filthy attire

Large Marge 01-03-2005 06:13 AM

There once was a woman named Frank
her house: dingy, dirty, and dank
she sat by the fire
in filthy attire
and pondered, "What is that stank?"

Marcus Bales 01-03-2005 12:49 PM

A woman named Frank lived alone

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2005 11:31 PM

A woman named Frank lived alone
she'd divorced from her husband Joan

funkytuba 01-03-2005 11:33 PM

A woman named Frank lived alone
she'd divorced from her husband Joan
seems joan didn't care

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2005 11:35 PM

A woman named Frank lived alone
she'd divorced from her husband Joan
seems joan didn't care
for men's underwear

Marcus Bales 01-04-2005 01:29 AM

A woman named Frank lived alone,
divorced from her husband named Joan;
seems joan didn't care
for men's underwear
with or without any bone

Large Marge 01-04-2005 05:35 AM

I once knew a boy named Sue

Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2005 12:21 PM

I once knew a boy named Sue
who would only wear one shoe

trisherina 01-04-2005 03:26 PM

I once knew a boy named Sue
who would only wear one shoe.
The shoeless foot froze

Aphrodite 01-04-2005 09:39 PM

I once knew a boy named Sue
who would only wear one shoe.
The shoeless foot froze
He lost a few toes

Marcus Bales 01-04-2005 10:12 PM

I once knew a fellow named Sue
who'd only wear one single shoe.
The shoeless foot froze
He lost a few toes
And the end of his snake-scale tattoo

trisherina 01-04-2005 10:43 PM

Two thousand and five is upon us

Large Marge 01-05-2005 07:09 AM

Two thousand and five is upon us
and people are making a big fuss

Hyakujo's Fox 01-05-2005 08:33 AM

Two thousand and five is upon us
and people are making a big fuss
but I spent new year's night

trisherina 01-05-2005 03:09 PM

Two thousand and five is upon us
and people are making a big fuss
but I spent new year's night
eating Turkish delight

Large Marge 01-05-2005 03:57 PM

Two thousand and five is upon us
and people are making a big fuss
but I spent new year's night
eating Turkish delight
and now pray to the porcelain goddess

Marcus Bales 01-05-2005 07:35 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA

Hyakujo's Fox 01-05-2005 10:42 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma

Large Marge 01-06-2005 04:42 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini

funkytuba 01-06-2005 05:49 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)

Large Marge 01-06-2005 06:37 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona


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