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Hyakujo's Fox 01-06-2005 06:48 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation

Large Marge 01-06-2005 06:58 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation

Marcus Bales 01-06-2005 01:00 PM

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor

Large Marge 01-06-2005 04:03 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered

Marcus Bales 01-06-2005 07:12 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

Large Marge 01-07-2005 06:50 AM

:)



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Marcus Bales 01-07-2005 12:28 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say

Large Marge 01-08-2005 04:16 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe"

funkytuba 01-08-2005 04:19 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe"
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck

Large Marge 01-08-2005 04:24 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

Hyakujo's Fox 01-08-2005 05:25 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight

Large Marge 01-08-2005 07:10 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite

Marcus Bales 01-08-2005 01:30 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

Gatsby 01-09-2005 02:45 AM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac

Marcus Bales 01-09-2005 01:01 PM

An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac
At six hundred per, not an arm (ack!)
nor a leg (ew!) remain
from aluminum rain --
I'm heading off now for the bar, Mac.

Gatsby 01-09-2005 07:36 PM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines

Large Marge 01-10-2005 12:06 AM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin

Marcus Bales 01-10-2005 01:10 PM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque

Large Marge 01-11-2005 05:34 AM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque
on a whim and a fluke

Smartypants 01-11-2005 07:03 AM

A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque
on a whim and a fluke
Licked that pug with a kick to the groin.

Marcus Bales 01-11-2005 11:53 PM

I sit at the shoreline and think

trisherina 01-12-2005 12:25 AM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?

Marcus Bales 01-12-2005 12:57 AM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat

AsianBoy 01-12-2005 05:10 PM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat
And the ground where I sat

trisherina 01-12-2005 05:15 PM

I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat
And the ground where I sat
And mourn the imprint of my dink. :D

AsianBoy 01-12-2005 05:34 PM

I think I've found a new calling

Gatsby 01-12-2005 09:09 PM

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling

Marcus Bales 01-12-2005 10:28 PM

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling
It's real plug and play

Hyakujo's Fox 01-12-2005 11:25 PM

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling
It's real plug and play
I can sense your dismay

trisherina 01-12-2005 11:29 PM

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling
It's real plug and play
I can sense your dismay
When you learn it's your ashes I'm hauling.

Marcus Bales 01-13-2005 02:33 AM

The metaphor's weak -- for today

Large Marge 01-13-2005 05:57 AM

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say

Marcus Bales 01-13-2005 11:55 AM

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say,
You'd think when his ashes

trisherina 01-13-2005 03:11 PM

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say,
You'd think when his ashes
Got hauled, there'd be lashes

Marcus Bales 01-13-2005 07:10 PM

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say,
You'd think when his ashes
Got hauled, there'd be lashes
As punishment for the cliche.

Gatsby 01-14-2005 05:24 AM

A dashing young man came from Dover

Marcus Bales 01-14-2005 12:33 PM

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!

Gatsby 01-14-2005 10:28 PM

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!
He upped all the antes

Hyakujo's Fox 01-14-2005 11:08 PM

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!
He upped all the antes
by dropping his manties

Large Marge 01-15-2005 06:01 AM

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!
He upped all the antes
by dropping his manties
and then the girls plowed him over


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