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Marcus Bales 01-20-2005 02:57 AM

I begged her -- her look was as icy

Hyakujo's Fox 01-20-2005 10:23 AM

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey

Marcus Bales 01-20-2005 10:47 AM

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey
I dealt my best card

Hyakujo's Fox 01-20-2005 12:18 PM

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey
I dealt my best card
And looked at her hard

daverbee 01-20-2005 01:44 PM

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey
I dealt my best card
And looked at her hard
But found that she was kinda licy

Aphrodite 01-20-2005 09:29 PM

So now she is not so appealing

Marcus Bales 01-21-2005 01:49 AM

So now she is not so appealing
In spite of the fact she's revealing

trisherina 01-21-2005 04:55 AM

So now she is not so appealing
In spite of the fact she's revealing
Her penchant for cooking

Large Marge 01-21-2005 05:52 AM

So now she is not so appealing
In spite of the fact she's revealing
Her penchant for cooking
sends most men off looking

Marcus Bales 01-21-2005 11:40 AM

So now she is not so appealing
In spite of the fact she's revealing
Her penchant for cooking
sends most men off looking
For that woman who danced in Darjeeling

trisherina 01-21-2005 03:16 PM

I'll tell you the way you should think

Marcus Bales 01-22-2005 04:01 AM

I'll tell you the way you should think
If your brain hasn't gone on the blink

madasacutsnake 01-23-2005 12:09 AM

I'll tell you the way you should think
If your brain hasn't gone on the blink
But I'm leery of facts

Marcus Bales 01-23-2005 02:30 AM

I'll tell you the way you should think
If your brain hasn't gone on the blink
But I'm leery of facts --
My panic attacks

Large Marge 01-24-2005 12:50 AM

I'll tell you the way you should think
If your brain hasn't gone on the blink
But I'm leery of facts --
My panic attacks
have me heaving over the sink

Marcus Bales 01-24-2005 01:17 AM

I slept with the goddess of hate

Large Marge 01-24-2005 01:50 AM

I slept with the goddess of hate
she clearly showed me my fate

Marcus Bales 01-24-2005 03:17 AM

I slept with the goddess of hate
she clearly showed me my fate
my soul would discharge
from my self by a marge
with a great and irate unstraight weight!

trisherina 01-24-2005 03:49 AM

The last thing you see when you die

Large Marge 01-24-2005 04:34 AM

The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why

trisherina 01-24-2005 04:56 AM

The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why,
but for sure not the what;

madasacutsnake 01-25-2005 01:29 AM

The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why,
but for sure not the what;
unless it's a hot

trisherina 01-25-2005 02:13 AM

The last thing you see when you die
might determine the how and the why,
but for sure not the what;
unless it's a hot
fireplace poker impaling your eye.

Large Marge 01-26-2005 05:24 AM

I dreamt I was dating a star

trisherina 01-26-2005 05:41 AM

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par

zenbabe 01-28-2005 01:45 AM

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par
So I got my boobs done

Large Marge 01-28-2005 04:27 AM

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par
So I got my boobs done
and boy, was he stunned

zenbabe 01-29-2005 02:08 AM

I dreamt I was dating a star
And feared I was not up to par
So I got my boobs done
and boy, was he stunned
I can't rhyme but so what!

straymonk 01-29-2005 06:04 AM

My rhyme-challenged self was in love

Large Marge 01-29-2005 06:09 AM

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above

trisherina 01-29-2005 07:03 AM

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above
the muck and the dreck

Large Marge 01-29-2005 08:08 AM

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above
the muck and the dreck,
but I failed, oh heck!

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2005 09:58 AM

My rhyme-challenged self was in love
so I struggled to rise above
the muck and the dreck,
but I failed, oh heck!
for such verse she'll give me the shove

Kerin 01-29-2005 01:13 PM

I once met a man from Nantucket

Large Marge 01-29-2005 07:11 PM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"

trisherina 01-30-2005 06:22 AM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,

Large Marge 01-30-2005 06:49 AM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,
contemplating the void

madasacutsnake 01-30-2005 09:38 AM

I once met a man from Nantucket
who quit his job with a "f*** it!!"
He sat, unemployed,
contemplating the void
which Liza had left in his bucket

Hyakujo's Fox 01-30-2005 11:40 AM

There once was this very old geezer

trisherina 01-30-2005 04:14 PM

There once was this very old geezer
Who got himself stuck in a freezer


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