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ambo 10-10-2006 07:29 PM

Dear Abby
Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are printed....

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


I<3_Lil_Duckies 10-11-2006 02:02 PM

There's two muffins,and they're chillin in an oven. So the first one goes "Holy shit! We're in an oven!" And the other one says"Oh crap! A talking muffin!!!"

auntie aubrey 10-11-2006 02:30 PM

lapietra 10-11-2006 03:59 PM

LeahDear's new avvie


Avalon 10-11-2006 08:04 PM

ShopaholicChick 10-11-2006 10:36 PM

it is scarey that this is a real toy - and that it made it past the censors with this commercial


AllegroNg 10-11-2006 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by ShopaholicChick
it is scarey that this is a real toy - and that it made it past the censors with this commercial


Hahhaha! Skee skee skee..

This one crackled me up:

auntie aubrey 10-11-2006 11:10 PM

why would the censors have anything to say about it? it's a toy. it ain't jizz.

SandFleaz 10-11-2006 11:54 PM

What made me laugh today?
Hearing Willie Nelson's response to having a bag of pot discovered on his tour bus...."good thing it wasn't a bag of spinach, we'd all be dead"


l'azizza 10-12-2006 04:23 AM

^ that made me lol today and what a great first post!

LeahDear 10-13-2006 08:30 AM

Jack Flanders 10-14-2006 04:51 PM

LeahDear 10-19-2006 01:51 PM

Frieda 10-20-2006 07:10 PM

how persian cats are made
i'm so sorry for posting this.. i feel guilty already..


LeahDear 10-21-2006 07:09 AM

AHAHAHA.. that made me laugh today! :D

james buffingto 10-22-2006 01:04 AM

hillary for president
:) Hillary For President. She'll work for less.:)

Hyakujo's Fox 10-22-2006 10:57 AM

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james buffingto 10-23-2006 12:59 PM

:) meditate. it beats sitting around doing nothing:)

LeahDear 10-24-2006 08:41 AM

Actually it made me laugh last night but I had to share it...

A filipino game show featuring ONLY cross eyed contestants, tasks included archery, darts and shooting!

I was nearly wetting myself laughing - yes, I know its un-pc to laugh at those less fortunate... blah blah blah - but it was so funny seeing these young cross eyed kids trying to aim and shoot!

been trying to google it so you guys can see a link, but no joy as yet...

priceyfatprude 10-24-2006 02:00 PM

smellyrayzin 10-25-2006 02:52 AM

rapscalious rob 10-25-2006 09:15 PM

introducing the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (who knew?)

LeahDear 10-26-2006 10:15 AM

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this did... it made me laugh out loud!

ambo 10-26-2006 12:41 PM


Audreyvgs 10-26-2006 03:10 PM


Frieda 10-26-2006 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by Coffee
6' 3" - 140lbs. Size 12 Bwidth feet. I have NEVER been able to shop and find clothes that "fit". The "Baggy" look is by circumstance, not choice. My friends hang their ceiling fans at the Frontal Lobotomy level.

Everyone is probably "some" kind of "minority".

Avalon 10-26-2006 08:38 PM

This Ad appeared in a Utah Newspaper
Suzuki for sale
Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025

This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer
service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, allw heels have always
been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it
because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.
Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought.

Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

l'azizza 10-27-2006 01:24 AM

Jack Flanders 10-27-2006 01:34 AM


LeahDear 10-27-2006 08:39 AM

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Max Headroom 10-27-2006 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by LeahDear

What an age to be alive

priceyfatprude 10-27-2006 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by l'azizza

Ahahahahaha! Look at that one, smiling!!!

l'azizza 10-28-2006 01:14 AM

There's just something about dogs as bananas.

Audreyvgs 10-28-2006 03:33 AM

Gawd, i'm wearing 1950's underwear. gah.

Frieda 10-28-2006 05:55 AM

no worries aud, retro is hip! :D

topcat 10-28-2006 12:03 PM

by the snake;

Apologies to all nuns, cab drivers, Catholics, married people, Jews, single people and people named Kevin but

Brynn 10-28-2006 04:50 PM

pssst....Audrey, it's called the Big Comfy Underpants Club. Membership is confidential and anonymous.

From "Whitest KIds You Know" -

LeahDear 10-29-2006 05:12 AM

Audreyvgs 10-29-2006 11:10 AM

Hahahahahah, Frieds! I'm retro BECAUSE of my hips!!

tee hee

ambo 10-30-2006 01:45 PM

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.



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