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funkytuba 12-27-2006 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by bangbangsami
my boyfriend leaves for work at 5 am every morning... and today when i woke up at 7:30 he was there cuddling with me... he was awake but he said he wanted to get in more cuddle time with me today. :) :o

Then there was nothing to do but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHMp7alhwI

bangbangsami 12-27-2006 06:51 PM

OMG thats a litle extreme lol..... believe me if I was getting laid I would have noticed! lol.... but we were spooning tee hee heeee :)

Odbe 12-27-2006 07:13 PM

Quote from another forum:

"I am tired of people telling me that I'm going to Hell, and that I sacrifice babies! I happen to love babies! Especially with barbeque sauce!"

craig johnston 12-27-2006 08:04 PM

take no heed bangbangsalami.
there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweetness.

Smartypants 12-27-2006 08:45 PM

New Zealand's own Defense of Marriage Act

bangbangsami 12-27-2006 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston
take no heed bangbangsalami.
there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweetness.

tee hee heee thanks you :)

Coffee 12-28-2006 05:05 PM

Jack Flanders 12-28-2006 08:19 PM

Odin rules!!!!

madasacutsnake 12-30-2006 01:13 AM

Sidney not in Australia, tourist discovers

December 30, 2006 11:30am

A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in Sydney, Australia, landed 13,000km away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking website.

Dressed for the Australian summer in t-shirt and shorts, Tobi Gutt left Germany yesterday for a four-week holiday.

Instead of arriving "down under," Mr Gutt found himself on a different continent and bound for the chilly state of Montana.

"I did wonder but I didn't want to say anything," Gutt told the Bild newspaper. "I thought to myself, you can fly to Australia via the US."

Gutt's airline ticket routed him via the US city of Portland, Oregon, to Billings, Montana. Only as he was about to board a commuter flight to Sidney an oil town of about 5000 people - did he realize his mistake.

ambo 01-03-2007 03:16 PM

From "The Best of Craigslist" collection:

To the annoying skag at my work

Credit Card Scam - BE VERY CAREFUL

Please Hear My Prayer


Brynn 01-03-2007 09:13 PM


Frieda 01-04-2007 10:35 AM

where the word "italic" comes from

Smartypants 01-06-2007 02:27 AM

Smartypants 01-06-2007 02:28 AM

Smartypants 01-06-2007 02:29 AM

Avalon 01-06-2007 12:50 PM

not an endorsement...do not click this link!
The most apropos name for a spammer to hit this board so far..

for sale:XBOX 360 FOR A CHEAP...
by slut


madasacutsnake 01-07-2007 06:23 AM


Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
I spoke to someone named Ron Price on the phone at work yesterday, it was all I could do to stay professional.


jasmina 01-08-2007 11:48 AM


ShopaholicChick 01-08-2007 10:28 PM

the oozinator

l'azizza 01-09-2007 01:47 AM

auntie aubrey 01-10-2007 12:19 AM

^^^ mmmmmmmmm, sacrilicious

Brynn 01-10-2007 05:16 PM

yes but undeniably hilarious :D

JesusTitties 01-10-2007 07:55 PM


Jack Flanders 01-10-2007 08:44 PM


Originally Posted by l'azizza

Shit - am I thick. I just *got it* :o

l'azizza 01-11-2007 03:15 AM

sry JT, you are the original funny guy.

Lizzard 01-11-2007 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by Jack Flanders
Shit - am I thick. I just *got it* :o

That did it for me... Plus a buddy of mine asking me if penguins have knees.

trisherina 01-12-2007 01:17 AM


jasmina 01-12-2007 08:16 AM


Originally Posted by trisherina

I am the new No. 1 fan of Alex Petridis

auntie aubrey 01-12-2007 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by trisherina


"I know music," she reassured the Sunday Times children's section. "I hear it every single day."
well thank god the times children's section is running a column on cumgargling guttersluts.

trisherina 01-13-2007 12:48 AM

I wonder if I can manage to say "cumgargling gutterslut" at work next week.

Jack Flanders 01-13-2007 01:19 AM

^^^ work on a good sneeze and then blurt it out. I have friend how can get by saying the weirdest things while sneezing and not get caught. And we're old.

craig johnston 01-14-2007 03:31 PM

bangbangsami 01-14-2007 03:32 PM

its my b-day so i am happy

craig johnston 01-15-2007 07:49 AM

hbbbs :)

Action-movie great Sylvester Stallone joked he may find a part for US-bound David Beckham in his next picture. "I haven't met him yet, but I might just put him in my next Rambo film and chase him round the jungle for a couple of months," he said.

Smartypants 01-15-2007 04:40 PM

Another hysterically funny yet in-reality-not-that-funny report from the Daily Show.

zenbabe 01-16-2007 12:41 AM

Swair 01-16-2007 08:44 AM

I'm a teacher, so making a 6th grader cry today made me happy.

zenbabe 01-16-2007 02:15 PM

That's nice.

auntie aubrey 01-17-2007 12:17 AM

hmm. i can name something that didn't make me laugh today...

Frieda 01-18-2007 04:12 AM

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