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Smartypants 05-24-2004 10:27 PM

Dog Breeds
 
I just got this in my e-mail:

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The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

priceyfatprude 05-24-2004 10:58 PM

You forgot

Bulldog + Shihtzu = Bull-Shit, a dog you brag about, but no one believes you.

Audreyvgs 05-25-2004 01:11 AM

Or it's a dog that poops so large that it's impossible to clean up after.

zenbabe 05-25-2004 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone


:D

Audreyvgs 05-25-2004 10:26 AM

We had a dog that was an airplane, half airedale, half plain dog.

Audreyvgs 05-25-2004 10:59 AM

I will never cease to be amazed by the unique irritability of our boys.
 

12"razormix 05-25-2004 04:55 PM


Smartypants 05-25-2004 05:08 PM

Re: I will never cease to be amazed by the unique irritability of our boys.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs

It made me laugh yesterday, and it made me laugh today.

And I would bet the farm that the NEXT time I see it, it will make me laugh again!!

:D

Audreyvgs 05-25-2004 05:50 PM

Me too, the whole thing, even before that was funny!

Smartypants 05-25-2004 11:58 PM

Have you noticed that Dinz, our own resident Mr. Crankypants, seems to be involved in some of the funniest (if not most high-brow) communal poetry?

This made me laugh REALLY HARD and I almost DID laugh off the little that remained of my ass!

From the 3-5-3 Haikus:

SPICY JACK:

Soiled black


DINZDALE:

Soiled black
is two syllables


SPICY JACK:

Soiled black
is two sylables
shut up dinz


DINZDALE:

Admit it


SPICY JACK:

Admit it
fine-you are stupid


DINZDALE:

Admit it
fine-you are stupid
but can count


SPICY JACK:

Hi, I'm Dinz


DINZDALE:

Hi, I'm Dinz
King of the Spatnys


SPICY JACK:

Hi, I'm Dinz
King of the Spatnys
I'm stupid


DINZDALE:

Hi Spicy!


SPICY JACK:

Hi Spicy!
Wanna dance with me?


DINZDALE:

Hi Spicy!
Wanna dance with me?
Ugh! Cheese breath!!!


SPICY JACK:

But..you said


DINZDALE:

But..you said
it didnt matter


SPICY JACK:

But..you said
it didnt matter
fickle men

Audreyvgs 05-26-2004 12:06 AM

Bink's last day of school is tomarrow, so here's what i made his teacher..
 
I put it in a nice frame, and I'll give it to her tomarrow, do you think she'll like it?



:p

zero 05-26-2004 09:54 AM


masterofNone 05-26-2004 10:08 AM

Re: Bink's last day of school is tomarrow, so here's what i made his teacher..
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I put it in a nice frame, and I'll give it to her tomarrow, do you think she'll like it?:p
think she'll appreciate that bink's mom wants to marry her?

Audreyvgs 05-26-2004 10:29 AM

I would turn lesbian for her. hahahahhahaha

I said it before once in her defense when somebody wrote a nasty letter about her (their dysfunctional child is their problem) so its a running joke with us anyway. I just thought it would be funny to actually put it in writing!

masterofNone 05-26-2004 10:30 AM

ahhh. it's all clear to me now. not that there's anything wrong with... y'know.

chuckie egg 05-26-2004 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
deev is like madonna. the older she gets the more british she becomes.
Laugh? I nearly died - seriously!

laughingbuddha 05-26-2004 10:51 AM



I dunno why but i was in splits reading this :)

chuckie egg 05-26-2004 10:55 AM

Hey whats funny about that - its genious! :D

laughingbuddha 05-26-2004 10:57 AM

I can't stop laughing!!!

hahahahahaha!

WOOOOOOOOO!

priceyfatprude 05-27-2004 07:56 AM

RCCola88442: dance like nobodys watching
RCCola88442: work like you don't need the money
RCCola88442: jack off like nobody's home

dinzdale 05-27-2004 11:34 AM

Play like an all-star
Party like a rock star
Shag like a porn star

zero 05-27-2004 03:46 PM


Willow Sylph 05-27-2004 04:49 PM

I'd rather post something that made me p*ssed today. :D

Smartypants 05-27-2004 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
I'd rather post something that made me p*ssed today. :D

Well, aren't YOU in luck!!

http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthre...?threadid=4917

Willow Sylph 05-27-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smartypants
Well, aren't YOU in luck!!

http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthre...?threadid=4917

lol! But I wanted to soil this happy thread! Ooookay, I'm leaving ((shuffles feet and walks out))

Spicy Jack 05-27-2004 07:38 PM

a van filled with dogs hanging their heads out of the windows that read:

Doggy Day Care
Group Park Outings
and much much more!


silly silly people.

red 05-27-2004 07:39 PM

origami schlong covers

red 05-27-2004 07:54 PM

KISHA
The Steam Train
With smoke belching and cinders flying the big Steam Engine roars out the tunnel.
Proud, throbbing, hot.

The Call: "Chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff, Whoooooooooooo! Got to make it! Got to make it!"

The Reply: "Please stand well clear of the tracks, the 11.25 express is coming through!"

The Play: Swing forearms vertically to simulate pistons. Move toward your partner in a straight line while making loud, rhythmic steam emission noises. Blow whistle before moving off again.


Just picturing this scene makes me laugh so hard I cry.

AllegroNg 05-27-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zero

LMAO!!
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!! haah!

priceyfatprude 05-28-2004 04:26 PM


zero 05-28-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
Perhaps you just don't get what the universal meaning of "O" means. :D

madasacutsnake 05-28-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

The Play: Swing forearms vertically to simulate pistons. Move toward your partner in a straight line while making loud, rhythmic steam emission noises. Blow whistle before moving off again.
It's some sort of sex, right?

Clytie 05-28-2004 10:55 PM

One of our patients was quite stopped up (hasnt had a bowel movement all week) today his bowels moved. He shouted for joy "I AM LIBERATED!"

*laughs*

Clytie 05-30-2004 06:46 AM

and itsnt it girls singing this song?.....*giggles*
hahaheee

priceyfatprude 05-31-2004 07:26 PM

Bobby Flay did a whole show on 'jerk' cooking.

zero 05-31-2004 10:01 PM


Audreyvgs 06-01-2004 03:19 AM

ha.





ha.





ha.

Clytie 06-01-2004 07:16 PM

seeing a bald alissa silverstone!

zero 06-02-2004 03:47 PM


Gatsby 06-02-2004 04:09 PM

Dubya and the Pope go on a fishing trip together as a good show of mutual respect for the benefit of the public. As they're sitting there in the boat, the wind picks up, blowing Dubya's cowboy hat across the water. Dubya picks up his oar to begin rowing over to retrieve it, but the Pope stops him. "I'll get it for you," says the Pope, who then steps out of the boat, walks across the water, and returns with Dubya's hat.

The next day, the headline of the paper reads:

"George W. Bush Can't Swim"


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