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masterofNone 02-05-2003 03:56 PM

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over
4. My dog Rover

Deviate 02-05-2003 04:56 PM

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over
4. My dog Rover
5. Now that's what i call kink-ay

moel 02-06-2003 01:18 AM

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?

masterofNone 02-06-2003 01:31 AM

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine

noxxville 02-06-2003 01:44 AM

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick

masterofNone 02-06-2003 02:14 AM

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick
4. just like Nestle's Quick

Deviate 02-06-2003 11:13 AM

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick
4. just like Nestle's Quick
5. and it's round. they should call it Rountine.

RuneT 02-06-2003 11:33 AM

1. Give me just one night

Deviate 02-06-2003 01:04 PM

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right

noxxville 02-06-2003 01:14 PM

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it

masterofNone 02-06-2003 06:53 PM

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it
4. Your world? I will quake it.

dinzdale 02-06-2003 07:00 PM

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it
4. Your world? I will quake it
5. Nah, let's face it, I'm full of shite.

moel 02-07-2003 12:40 AM

1. A thousand regions in your mind

masterofNone 02-07-2003 12:58 AM

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind

voxpop 02-07-2003 01:32 AM

quite suddenly surface

voxpop 02-07-2003 01:33 AM

oops!
 
1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface

1kookykat 02-07-2003 02:50 AM

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface
4. Try not to be nervous

noxxville 02-07-2003 03:03 AM

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface
4. Try not to be nervous
5. And pull away from the grind

nycwriters 02-08-2003 01:25 PM

1. The meaning of life is simple

masterofNone 02-08-2003 01:32 PM

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples

nycwriters 02-08-2003 01:36 PM

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42

zenbabe 02-08-2003 05:01 PM

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42
4. I am about to sniff glue

noxxville 02-08-2003 06:43 PM

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42
4. I am about to sniff glue
5. Out of Peg's little left dimple.

masterofNone 02-09-2003 01:22 AM

1. There was a young pig from seattle

1kookykat 02-09-2003 01:35 AM

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle

AllegroNg 02-09-2003 01:44 PM

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds

zenbabe 02-09-2003 05:11 PM

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds
4. He mistakenly finds

nycwriters 02-09-2003 06:43 PM

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds
4. He mistakenly finds
5. His wife had been made into scrapple

RuneT 02-10-2003 03:01 PM

1. They said they would come

noxxville 02-10-2003 03:21 PM

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum

AllegroNg 02-10-2003 07:14 PM

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on

RuneT 02-10-2003 08:10 PM

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on
4. before your laundry is done

1kookykat 02-11-2003 02:03 AM

Hmmm . . .

Could be a Country/Western hit.

1kookykat 02-11-2003 04:24 AM

Watch the Country charts
 
1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on
4. before your laundry is done
5. Well you can't go to Heaven
When your pickup won't run
And the Devil's done pissed in your boots

AllegroNg 02-11-2003 10:19 AM

1. The dawg hides under my deck

noxxville 02-11-2003 05:53 PM

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck

nycwriters 02-11-2003 06:11 PM

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall

lapietra 02-11-2003 06:34 PM

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall
4. Dug under a wall

noxxville 02-11-2003 07:56 PM

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall
4. Dug under a wall
5. And dry-humped my copy of Shrek

AllegroNg 02-12-2003 12:50 AM

There once was a naked puppet


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