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brightpearl 01-28-2008 05:23 PM

unfortunate cookies
The other day a friend of mine was telling about the worst fortune she ever received from a cookie:

"All is not lost. Yet."

brightpearl 01-28-2008 05:24 PM

You will soon meet a talk, dark, and homicidal stranger.

brightpearl 01-28-2008 05:25 PM

Wear clean underwear next Tuesday. I'm just saying.

lukkucairi 01-28-2008 05:54 PM

the hunan pork was not a good idea.

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-28-2008 07:02 PM

"Avoid caged monkies"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2008 07:10 PM

No one is interested in your "project".

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2008 07:16 PM

Even when things seem to be going well, you will have spinach in your teeth.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2008 08:21 PM

May contain nuts.

brightpearl 01-28-2008 08:25 PM

You should have put that thread in the Fiction Project.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2008 03:01 AM

You can't have your cake and eat it too, so why not try one of our delicious lo-cal banana fritters?

brightpearl 01-29-2008 03:04 AM

You will date a woman with an afro far superior to yours.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2008 03:07 AM

A wise man will not reveal his interest in sourcing women's apparel.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2008 03:10 AM

I'd lay off the cookies if I were you, chubbs.

Brynn 01-29-2008 04:37 AM

this may be your very last cookie

lukkucairi 01-29-2008 11:58 AM

he's just not right for you, you know.

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