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The closed captioning on CNN this morning read:

"Surrey England where the diseased Elrod Hubbard..."



Spin faster L. Ron, alien freak spawner:p

A woman in a hot air balloon realized that she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted out to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him
an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 30 feet above
sea level. You're at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees 49.09 minutes west longitutde."

The woman rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"Yah, I am," said the man. "But how did you know?"

"Well," she answered, "everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to do with your information and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you haven't been much help to me."

The man smirked and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"Yes, I am," the balloonist replied. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going, you've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air,
you've made a promise you have no idea how to keep then expect me to
solve your problem for you, and you're in exactly the same position you
were in before we met but, somehow, it's now my fault."

"Lambs in a thick rich sauce." Sssh. She still keeps asking to make them again.

give her lambingtons and see if she notices the difference

;)

Written in white on back window of a nice new pickup truck "Just Married" and on the drivers side, back window, "God Help me Please!"

Quote from email received today:

You might be interested to hear that Scott got totally drunk on Thursday night and occupied himself with some girl. Then, his car having disappeared, he reported it stolen (car, not the girl), except he could not tell the police exactly where he had left it, because he was too drunk to remember.

All is OK now. He had left it up an alley and it was not stolen at all.

Business continues totally flat, unfortunately.

I cannot imagine why...........

(from Married to the Sea)

since we are posting married to the sea:

And this is only April. The coming months promise the birth of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie baby, still in utero but already presumed unprecedentedly gorgeous. "Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated," New York magazine wrote.

A link to a news story: "Bush seeks to ease gas pressure".