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Brynn 04-03-2009 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 408943)

^looks like in the germanies at least, getting blootered will remain popular well into the next century

William Shatner called and he wants his snotty brunette back...!

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-01-2009 04:52 PM

Take your pick.


Stephi_B 05-01-2009 05:10 PM

Ah, the FREE schnapses!

Come in dear customers let's fight the ful pnademy together!


As a good bratender I'll start with testing the quality of these, systematically working myself upwards and right to left.

Oh, and could someone maybe walk over to the bucket thread (there was one, not?) and select us a superb bucket for the winner of the grand blothering? That'd be nice, for my vision is a bit blurred now after the test of the schnaps selection....

Now then: cheers! :)

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-01-2009 05:18 PM

The winner can find this bucket even in the dark. Unfortunately, it has to be turned over before use.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-01-2009 05:23 PM

Um... as far as buckets go I'm somewhat impractical... Sorry.
Maybe this one? *looks around hopefully*

Stephi_B 05-01-2009 05:39 PM

Yes! Yes! Yes! Cute bucket with sandbox toys :)

Memo to myself: when sober again, open outdoor beach bra, and play sandbox games until guests awake from their deep seep under the tables!

Anna 05-01-2009 06:56 PM

Frieda 05-02-2009 04:23 PM

^*coffee snort*

:D :D

Frieda 05-02-2009 04:24 PM

oh, and what i came here to do-- is the outdoor beach bra open yet?

lukkucairi 05-06-2009 02:06 AM

jesus, isn't it friday YET?

Stephi_B 05-07-2009 09:04 AM



FREE drink for every sand sculpture or any other outdoor art act!! (No pornography please, last summer our little etablissement got sued by an unrelaxed neighbour)

Frieda 05-07-2009 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by lukkucairi (Post 410543)
jesus, isn't it friday YET?

i concur

this week has a pretty high place on the international asshole scale

brightpearl 05-07-2009 02:27 PM

^How interesting. I have never heard of the IAS. What units are used to measure it?

Bratender, I'll have a coke and milk. Make it a double.

Frieda 05-07-2009 02:42 PM

^it's measured by the amount of urgent hospital visits, then multiplied by the amount of stress at work and then added to the amount of broken household appliances.

Frieda 05-07-2009 02:43 PM

i'll have a coffee & tia maria in it please

Stephi_B 05-08-2009 04:29 AM

*prepares double line and pours fresh, foamy delicacy for Perla, brews Frieda's Coffee Tia Maria and turns on the anti-asshole-field generator*

lukkucairi 05-08-2009 12:26 PM

aaahhhh tanks, Steph :)

I'll have a warm goats' milk and Bushmills, please

Stephi_B 05-08-2009 12:58 PM

^good thing I stole, er bought, er got this generator as a gift when I got the new espresso machine! :)

*goes to search for bra-goat SATAN who lately is a bit not herself since she became the muse of a bunch of poets*

SAAATAAAAN, you pretty pretty thing, where the hell are you?

Brynn 05-08-2009 01:08 PM

Stephi, while we're looking and waiting, perhaps we should enjoy this little floor show number that Brightpearl has improvised for us with some sheets she got for her birthday...

brightpearl 05-08-2009 01:47 PM

^Oh, no, that's not me. That's Hfox.

Perhaps that explains why he's been...um...away. He's quite graceful, isn't he? Of course I can see how you'd make that mistake since we look so much alike, but I'm dead clumsy.



Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 410651)
^it's measured by the amount of urgent hospital visits, then multiplied by the amount of stress at work and then added to the amount of broken household appliances.

So is it expressed in sphinctometers? (spm)

brightpearl 05-08-2009 01:53 PM

Lookit this gorgeous photo of tia maria and coke that the google coughed up on demand for Frieda!

brightpearl 05-08-2009 01:55 PM

OH but you said coffee, not coke.
Here ya go, espresso and tia maria, martini style.

brightpearl 05-08-2009 02:00 PM

I'd like a Shiner but this guy keeps telling me I'll have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers.

Frieda 05-08-2009 02:35 PM

isn't a shiner what you end up with if someone punches you in the eye??

i mean, be careful what you wish for :eek:

Brynn 05-08-2009 02:37 PM

This sort of thing happens in Texas all the time.

brightpearl 05-08-2009 02:45 PM

You just have to be sure to pronounce the capital "S".

12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:01 PM

the noo!

zero 05-15-2009 04:08 PM

aye! hang on a minute - or should i say dangle on?

12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:11 PM

dangelli dolally!

zero 05-15-2009 04:15 PM

say that again!

12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:16 PM

Nnnnnnnn... lally:mad:

zero 05-15-2009 04:19 PM

stop! no don't! KEEP dangling yours tootsies! it's working!

12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:22 PM

:mad: :mad:

zero 05-15-2009 04:31 PM

shall i get my balaclava?

Stephi_B 05-15-2009 04:33 PM

What are you two doing? :) Shall I close the curtains? ;) (the anti-prono neighbour, you know....)

12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:35 PM

we're having balaclava :D

zero 05-15-2009 04:35 PM


12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:35 PM

are you saying no balaclava??:mad: :mad: :mad:

zero 05-15-2009 04:37 PM

ok ok - balaclava it is

12"razormix 05-15-2009 04:42 PM

you don't have any.. admit it!

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