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jenschka 12-03-2003 07:30 PM

Jewel
Tool
Rule

ambo 12-03-2003 07:31 PM

i'm thinking !

ambo 12-03-2003 07:32 PM

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
And devour your family jewel

(thanks jenschka)

jenschka 12-03-2003 07:34 PM

You're welcome ;) I just couldn't stand it anymore!
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I missed out on all of the action

ambo 12-03-2003 07:39 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction

jenschka 12-03-2003 07:45 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add

dinzdale 12-03-2003 07:56 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad

nycwriters 12-03-2003 08:13 PM

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad
But 1 - You = no action

Klynne 12-03-2003 09:53 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush

catbelly 12-03-2003 10:13 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush

Klynne 12-03-2003 10:16 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high

catbelly 12-03-2003 10:23 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh

Audreyvgs 12-03-2003 10:27 PM

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh
This sure gives my ego a push!

funkytuba 12-04-2003 02:42 AM

alternate ending:

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
Just don't ask for to push in my stool

funkytuba 12-04-2003 02:43 AM

She drew on me with purple markers


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