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chuckie egg 01-19-2004 10:45 AM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump

RevEf 01-19-2004 04:33 PM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump
I've gotten a lump

Coffee 01-19-2004 09:51 PM

This year I've taken up knitting
itís tricky and takes lots of sitting
its hard on the rump
I've gotten a lump
and nothing seems to be fitting.

Tall Thin Duke 01-19-2004 09:53 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera

Hyakujo's Fox 01-19-2004 10:01 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her

RevEf 01-20-2004 12:47 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed

Klynne 01-20-2004 06:51 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed
While I felt certainly doomed

Tall Thin Duke 01-20-2004 08:52 PM

"Get out " said a lady named Vera
So quietly that I did not hear her
She sputtered and fumed
While I felt certainly doomed
Then asked me to poke her caldera.

Tall Thin Duke 01-20-2004 08:52 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,

Klynne 01-20-2004 09:16 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."

Tall Thin Duke 01-20-2004 10:19 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"

Coffee 01-20-2004 10:30 PM

"The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"
aquired on her last cruise.

Tall Thin Duke 01-21-2004 07:53 PM

The knob seems salty" said the butler,
The detective said, "Surely you've cut her."
"I'm sure its just a bruise"
aquired on her last cruise.
After kissing a German named Rutger!

Tall Thin Duke 01-21-2004 07:54 PM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"

Coffee 01-21-2004 10:42 PM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.


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