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MaMiQtee5584 02-03-2004 03:00 AM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!

dalang 02-03-2004 03:15 PM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
The carrot chips are for real

straymonk 02-04-2004 12:05 AM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
The carrot chips are for real
onions are too hard to peal

Hyakujo's Fox 02-04-2004 08:46 PM

There's one thing I find quite enticing
...Salad shooters - the slicing and dicing!
The carrot chips are for real
onions are too hard to peal
So I top it off with a layer of icing

ambo 02-05-2004 03:21 AM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar

zenbabe 02-05-2004 03:37 AM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar

chuckie egg 02-05-2004 10:24 AM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar
"This isn't mine!"

Hyakujo's Fox 02-05-2004 08:40 PM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar
"This isn't mine!"
It's for my pet swine

straymonk 02-06-2004 06:20 PM

Fished around in my purse for a dollar
But all I found was a studded collar
"This isn't mine!"
It's for my pet swine
If you want her, just give me a holler.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-07-2004 01:14 AM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste

Coffee 02-07-2004 02:35 AM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste

funkytuba 02-07-2004 04:20 AM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest

Frieda 02-07-2004 05:18 PM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest
smelling minty and fresh

straymonk 02-07-2004 10:25 PM

I've painted your portrait in toothpaste
I'm hoping you find it in good taste
With Colgate and Crest
smelling minty and fresh
I kiss the fluoride version of your face

Hyakujo's Fox 02-08-2004 01:52 AM

The movie that night was quite boring


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