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Hyakujo's Fox 05-09-2004 11:30 AM

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and his prize-winning plants
which disappeared down the goat's throat

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
which made Dinz quite sick
And over Dinz that old goat did gloat

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and gave his manties a glance
but even a goat preferred to keep those remote

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
Dinz's payback was quick
And of that goat, that was all that she wrote

straymonk 05-10-2004 02:50 AM

Go, HF, go! What a brave poet!

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There once was a fox quite courageous

Smartypants 05-10-2004 04:22 AM

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious

zenbabe 05-10-2004 04:55 AM

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious
As it happend one Spring

weissenflatz 05-10-2004 05:53 AM

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious
As it happend one Spring
When he caught this strange thing

daverbee 05-10-2004 12:44 PM

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious
As it happend one Spring
When he caught this strange thing
the poor fox ain't been seen for ages.

lapietra 05-10-2004 02:25 PM

The weekend is over too soon

daverbee 05-10-2004 03:27 PM

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon

Spicy Jack 05-10-2004 04:23 PM

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon
I don't want to work

daverbee 05-10-2004 05:08 PM

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon
I don't want to work
But that's just me...it's a quirk!

lapietra 05-10-2004 05:47 PM

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon
I don't want to work
But that's just me...it's a quirk!
it has something to do with the moon...

straymonk 05-10-2004 08:43 PM

The full moon makes me go crazy!

Spicy Jack 05-10-2004 08:48 PM

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy

funkytuba 05-10-2004 09:16 PM

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair

Hyakujo's Fox 05-10-2004 10:13 PM

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair
I scream and I swear


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