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Gatsby 05-15-2004 06:01 PM

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting
are better than hitting

straymonk 05-15-2004 08:28 PM

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting
are better than hitting
over punches, he'll often choose flight


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Sorry, everyone. Can't believe I posted a haiku line in a limericks thread. Guess I should have laid off the bourbon. ;)

madasacutsnake 05-16-2004 08:28 AM

Straymonk is a *****

madasacutsnake 05-16-2004 08:28 AM

Try again.

Straymonk is a p*ssy

Hyakujo's Fox 05-16-2004 10:27 AM

This limerick is TIGHT!


Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy

straymonk 05-16-2004 07:48 PM

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight



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Yeah, you wanna fight. Come over here and say that to my face. I'll fight ya - uh - after I throw up on your shoes. *burp*

lapietra 05-16-2004 07:55 PM

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight
but his hair looks great!

Hyakujo's Fox 05-17-2004 10:15 PM

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight
but his hair looks great!
just don't ever ask "who's'e?"

Klynne 05-17-2004 10:26 PM

Can't help but ask who is he?

weissenflatz 05-18-2004 06:45 AM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly

lapietra 05-18-2004 03:55 PM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away

weissenflatz 05-19-2004 06:01 AM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away
But I hear the cry, may day!

Klynne 05-19-2004 11:35 PM

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away
But I hear the cry, may day!
There he is clinging to a dinghy

Hyakujo's Fox 05-19-2004 11:49 PM

My dinghy is always deflating

Klynne 05-20-2004 01:32 AM

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating


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