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zenbabe 02-08-2005 06:08 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make in a nuisance
Even though im absurd

funkytuba 02-08-2005 06:24 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make in a nuisance
Even though im absurd
when it comes to a turd

Large Marge 02-09-2005 04:59 AM

I have tried to keep up the pretence
but my habits make it a nuisance
Even though im absurd
when it comes to a turd
I can't stand the smell of the substance


*pew*

Hyakujo's Fox 02-10-2005 01:42 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug

Marcus Bales 02-11-2005 03:31 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug

Large Marge 02-12-2005 03:55 AM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug
when a knock at the door

Marcus Bales 02-12-2005 01:27 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug
when a knock at the door
got me up off the floor

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2005 01:03 PM

I was lying on a bear skin rug
as frank as a smirk and a shrug
when a knock at the door
got me up off the floor
it was a sailor in search of a tug

Marcus Bales 02-22-2005 09:34 PM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!

Hyakujo's Fox 02-23-2005 03:46 AM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes

Marcus Bales 02-23-2005 07:25 PM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes
With a grimace and grunt

Zaftig 02-27-2005 01:35 AM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes
With a grimace and grunt
He said it quite blunt

Hyakujo's Fox 02-27-2005 10:55 PM

I gave him a tug, and surprise!
He sailed off in it right 'fore my eyes
With a grimace and grunt
He said it quite blunt
"I'm not much of one for goodbyes!"

Marcus Bales 02-28-2005 12:21 PM

I've got such a terrible cold

Hyakujo's Fox 03-02-2005 02:36 AM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold


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