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madasacutsnake 03-02-2005 06:15 AM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold
Then need to readjust

Marcus Bales 03-02-2005 02:46 PM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold
Then need to readjust
My bra on my bust

Kerin 03-03-2005 05:21 AM

I've got such a terrible cold
When I sneeze I entirely fold
Then need to readjust
My bra on my bust
Before they get covered in mould

rapscalious rob 03-03-2005 05:44 AM

there once was a sunning young runt

Marcus Bales 03-03-2005 12:17 PM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front

Hyakujo's Fox 03-03-2005 02:20 PM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front
to see a reflection

Aphrodite 03-03-2005 02:37 PM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front
to see a reflection
perceived as perfection

madasacutsnake 03-04-2005 02:40 AM

there once was a sunning young runt
Who held up a mirror in front
to see a reflection
perceived as perfection
But saw only instead a fairly average face and body.

Marcus Bales 03-04-2005 01:51 PM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!"

madasacutsnake 03-04-2005 11:32 PM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!"
I've a coupon for a nip and tuck

Marcus Bales 03-05-2005 12:33 AM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!
I've a coupon for a nip and tuck."
So she did up her hair
But before she got there

trisherina 03-05-2005 04:48 AM

To the mirror she said, "I'm in luck!
I've a coupon for a nip and tuck."
So she did up her hair
But before she got there
She ran over herself with a truck.

madasacutsnake 03-07-2005 11:28 PM

It looked like it needed surgery

Marcus Bales 03-10-2005 01:52 PM

It looked like it needed surgery
In the background the music was dirgery

madasacutsnake 03-11-2005 12:21 AM

It looked like it needed surgery
In the background the music was dirgery
Trust Marcus to find a rhyme


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