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dddrum 09-03-2005 06:37 PM

"People are hell" muttered Sartre
And, so saying, clutched at his heartre
Then he fell over dead
Or so Heidegger said,

trisherina 09-04-2005 02:43 AM

"People are hell" muttered Sartre
And, so saying, clutched at his heartre
Then he fell over dead
Or so Heidegger said,
"That dumb Kant, he ain't worth a fartre."

Marcus Bales 09-04-2005 01:07 PM

Imperatives aren't categorical

Con ate dog 09-10-2005 06:27 AM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical

Hyakujo's Fox 09-10-2005 11:45 AM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Please don't get confused

Marcus Bales 09-10-2005 01:58 PM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Please don't get confused
At the way that they're used

funkytuba 09-11-2005 04:38 AM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Please don't get confused
At the way that they're used,
just counter "fvck you", metaphorical

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:05 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar

Smartypants 09-11-2005 10:37 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:50 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar
When an infinitive's split

Marcus Bales 09-11-2005 11:27 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar
When an infinitive's split
I hunt down the twit

Smartypants 09-11-2005 05:01 PM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar
When an infinitive's split
I hunt down the twit
And my Websters I use as a hammer.

jasmina 09-11-2005 06:25 PM

I once took a stroll around Asia,

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:47 PM

I once took a stroll around Asia
with the Grand Duchess Anastasia

dddrum 09-12-2005 03:37 AM

I once took a stroll around Asia
with the Grand Duchess Anastasia
When we got to Beijing
She started to sing


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