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Deviate 04-10-2003 01:53 PM

1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
4. Will be promptly displaced

lapietra 04-10-2003 02:24 PM

1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
4. Will be promptly displaced
5. By a good swift kick in the ass.

ambo 04-10-2003 02:44 PM

1. Late last night when I got home

nycwriters 04-10-2003 03:50 PM

1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone

lapietra 04-10-2003 06:14 PM

1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse

nycwriters 04-10-2003 06:41 PM

1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
4. He regaled me with verse

AllegroNg 04-10-2003 11:02 PM

1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
4. He regaled me with verse
5. I can't pee when you watch, leave me alone!

ambo 04-11-2003 12:05 AM

1. I haven't a clue how it got there

nycwriters 04-11-2003 08:53 AM

1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there

moel 04-11-2003 08:54 AM

1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?

nycwriters 04-11-2003 08:56 AM

1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
4. I think we are screwed

moel 04-11-2003 08:57 AM

1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
4. I think we are screwed
5. To be honest, I don't really care.

nycwriters 04-11-2003 09:01 AM

1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday

laughingbuddha 04-11-2003 09:09 AM

1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off

moel 04-11-2003 11:49 AM

1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever


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