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AllegroNg 12-28-2002 06:29 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,

zenbabe 12-28-2002 06:54 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,
5.There is now plenty of food for the rats

moel 12-28-2002 07:24 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive

AllegroNg 12-28-2002 09:20 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495

moel 12-29-2002 12:51 AM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird

Indigo 12-29-2002 01:36 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word

moel 12-29-2002 02:01 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word
5. And maybe you'll get out alive.

Indigo 12-29-2002 04:32 PM

Suppose you wake up in your yard,

wickedcanobeans 12-29-2002 10:45 PM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard

moel 12-30-2002 12:56 AM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 02:11 AM

from your hammock where you lay

Indigo 12-30-2002 02:20 PM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say
4. From your hammock where you lay
5. The wife threw it, and caught you off guard!

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 03:30 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop

Deviate 12-30-2002 03:32 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop

jbisdaman 12-30-2002 03:34 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around


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