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Brynn 01-24-2007 05:21 PM

jactitation n. formal term for a sudden, usually impulsive, baring of one's own breasts for the purposes of titillation. See also flashing.

"It is simply not true that the latest edition of "Girls Gone Wild" features the drunken jactitation of my sorority sisters and myself! Why, "Girls Gone Wild" didn't even exist back then!" Blanche sputtered a little too vehemently.

Marcus Bales 01-25-2007 10:10 PM

jactitation - that feeling of vague irritation and unfocussed dissatisfaction with the world, like that caused by those little hairs going down the back of your neck and getting caught between your skin and your shirt but you're not quite aware that they're there.

At first Prof Dinzdale thought it was the mere thought of the way the third Nolan sister from the left stood with her left hip thrust toward the camera and her right hand pointing right at him that caused his jactitation, until he remembered that he'd just gotten a haircut.

funkytuba 01-26-2007 01:37 AM

jactitation - an immediate and uncontrollable urge to defecate brought on by watching fast-food commercials featuring people wearing large foam heads

When I saw the ciabatta ad for the 50th time, the jactitation was so stong that I didn't make it to the bathroom, leaving a brown stain on the berber between the dining room and the hall.

For non-american-west-coast-ians: http://www.jackinthebox.com/images/j...9_picture2.gif

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2007 01:11 AM

The true meaning of course, is either

Jactitation (from Lat. jactitare, to throw out publicly), in English law, is the maliciously boasting or giving out by one party that he or she is married to the other.

Jactitation is an archaic medical term (derived, perhaps as a corruption, from "jactation," meaning a restless tossing and turning of the body, and derived itself from Lat. jactare or jacere, both meaning "to throw or hurl") referring to the involuntary spasm of a limb, muscle, or muscle group.

But today's winner is none other than daverbee for his entry


Originally Posted by daverbee

Pronounced "hahk-titation", jactitation is a tactical manoeuver in a race involving the javelina. Usually utilized when one is far behind in the race and extreme measures are required.

Seeing he had fallen six lengths behind the pack, Raul's quick jactitation resulted in victory as well as causing three racers directly in front to fall gracelessly to the ground. Every mount entered in the race was butchered, with the exception of the winner, and a great barbecue was enjoyed by all who attended. The winner is now in stud at a javelina farm in Lubbock, Texas.


Editttted for spellllling.

Take it away, daver.

daverbee 01-29-2007 12:16 PM



dinzdale 01-29-2007 01:18 PM

farctate vb.

To be really bad at giving dictation.

Take a letter Miss Jones....to whom it may concren, blah, blah, blah, following our converstaion, no make that phone call, no telephonic intercourse, .....no better not say intercourse, Ummm......following our tete-a-tete, vis-a-vis the problem, no make that issue, ......no make that Dear Roger....um...errr....Where was I?........etc....

Coffee 01-29-2007 03:47 PM


Cursing in a manner intended to be less shocking, or more PC. For example using "Frick it" instead of "Fvck it", "Gosh Dernit", instead of "God Damnit", or "poopoo head" instead of "shit head".

xfox 01-29-2007 07:43 PM

farctate one of the many F words.

12"razormix 01-30-2007 06:27 AM

farctate, v.

to create couch doilies with a fankletron

trisherina 01-30-2007 07:45 AM

farctate: In sewing, to overcast an edge that will later be turned and unseen within a facing. The more general use denotes any effort that is expended unnecessarily.

daverbee 01-31-2007 10:14 AM

full, crammed, plethoric.


12" wins with:

farctate, v.

to create couch doilies with a fankletron

Now maybe 12" will be kind enough to show us a picture of a fankletron or, at the very least, a picture of a doily made using one.

12"razormix 01-31-2007 10:27 AM

it's my pleasure, mr. bee! :D

of course this is only a rudimentary model but it illustrates the concept

12"razormix 01-31-2007 10:58 AM

the new word is cynomorphic

nycwriters 02-01-2007 12:57 AM

cynomorphic: suddenly, in the middle of a conversation, the subject morphs from a polyanna-like attitude into a true blue cynic.

See: Dating in Manhattan

funkytuba 02-01-2007 03:57 AM

cynomorphic - relating to being extremely strung out on heroin in China

In a cynomorphic haze, Fred decided to sell his plasma for cash in Taiyuan thus sealing his fate as another unwitting victim of AIDS.

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