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Frieda 09-21-2007 09:02 PM

we opened the dalwhinnie and you ask for a double scotch on the rocks??


T.I.P. 09-21-2007 09:08 PM

hey bratendah !

what's it take to get a double scotch on the rocks around here ? You keep needlin' me, if I want to, I'm gonna take this joint apart and you're not gonna know what hit you !

* ruffles around in pocket looking for camels *

why thank you miss

T.I.P. 09-21-2007 09:12 PM

wow, this bra is sure crowded tonight. what's the deal ? you got a horse racing racket goin' on here?

brightpearl 09-21-2007 09:12 PM

...and jaco's back from the other side
one night only

T.I.P. 09-21-2007 09:26 PM

It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, 'Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson.' You remember that? 'This ain't your night!' My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

So will ya please just get me the damn double scotch, now, Charley ? You owe me.

T.I.P. 09-21-2007 09:29 PM

brightpearl 09-21-2007 09:32 PM

I hope you drank up before Rose poured it out.

T.I.P. 09-21-2007 09:37 PM

yeah, i chugged it right before she got there

brightpearl 09-21-2007 09:39 PM

She's still gonna make you sing hymns.

But she's a good old bird.

Anna 09-21-2007 10:25 PM

all out of scotch, just


brightpearl 09-21-2007 10:34 PM

Thank god the cigarette girl is here. I was a chainsmoking drunkard in my last life.

Jack Flanders 09-21-2007 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by Anna (Post 362850)

I'll take one of those Ms. Bratender!! Are you still out of pretzels?

lukkucairi 09-21-2007 10:53 PM

I'll have a Xanax Shazam, please...


I love thish plashe...didn I ever tell you guysh that?


Jack Flanders 09-21-2007 11:02 PM

psst! don't act too drunkie - they'll refuse you and then pitch ya out the door! ;) So, what's shakin'?

lukkucairi 09-22-2007 12:35 AM

ooh ooh ooh no, I'm totally shober...

I mean sober...

that vinho verde is something else, though.

I'll shake you up a martini if you want, Jacky - looks like the bratender's off duty.

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