ZEFRANK.COM - message board

ZEFRANK.COM - message board (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/index.php)
-   FAST CHAT (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/forumdisplay.php?f=6)
-   -   Post something that made you laugh today. (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showthread.php?t=4329)

Frieda 05-14-2007 05:54 PM

^ no pickles? ;) :D

l'azizza 05-14-2007 11:40 PM

"..we made brownies. And I think we're dead."


harrier 05-15-2007 12:16 AM

As horribly vindictive as this will sound.. the HR woman that ruined my life and took away a significant promotion for no reason was demoted today for doing just that. It took three months but DARNIT I feel good. Next week I find out if they will be able to re-award the promotion. Here's hoping I get to post here again when it happens! :)

Oh, and my four kitties chasing each other through the house like a kitty train just now was pretty darn cute!

Odbe 05-15-2007 03:43 AM

^ Housework can be fun if there are kittens chasing your broom.

brightpearl 05-15-2007 07:41 AM

*wipes away tears of mirth long enough to post*

The latest installment of Letters from an Earth Ball to, or concerning, Sean Hannity. This one will forever be known to me as the Sean-Hannity-is-a-Jockstrap-and-his-Voice-Smells-Synesthetically-of-Rancid-Bacon essay.

Tunesmith 05-15-2007 02:58 PM

Not as high-brow as McSweeneys, but still damn funny :D

Defective Yeti's Puzzle Korner

Iraqi Invasion: A Test Misadventure

AllegroNg 05-16-2007 08:18 PM

AllegroNg 05-17-2007 03:50 PM

One more... saw this on the road today:

Jaime 05-17-2007 08:21 PM

I love him.

Brynn 05-17-2007 10:44 PM

^oh my :D

Married To The Sea
Married To The Sea

Veruki 05-18-2007 03:31 PM

Frieda 05-18-2007 05:55 PM

i just had a mad laughing fit putting together this device from hell with an attitude:

LOGGA from IKEA. it's cheap, of course, 20 euros.. but it'll take you 45 minutes to put together :eek: :D and that does not include putting it up on the wall....

smellyrayzin 05-21-2007 05:02 AM

craig johnston 05-21-2007 05:06 AM

is your dungeon complete now frieda?

Odbe 05-21-2007 05:43 AM

That looks like a torture device.

Frieda 05-21-2007 06:11 PM

^ and ^^

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.. as well as a nose for using every day items as torture devices :rolleyes:

but you can come hang out if you like ;)

brightpearl 05-22-2007 06:30 PM

auntie aubrey 05-22-2007 10:55 PM

husband and i decided to replace our everyday dishes with a cute set from target. this weekend we picked up everything we could, but their stock in bowls was low and we were only able to get 6 of the 8 we wanted.

tonight we stopped by a different target to see if they had the last two bowls we needed. indeed they did. so we put two bowls in our basket and swung by the grocery area so i could grab a box of cereal for the morning.

as we headed up front to the registers we looked down at our basket and realized what was going on. two of us. two bowls. one box of cereal.

husband looked at me and said, "man. the cashier is going to think we're going to the saddest party ever."


Frieda 05-23-2007 05:56 PM

this is probably only funny for people that understand dutch and/or have a weird sense of humor (like myself) but i'm going to try and translate it anyway

> i'm elektra

< and i'm elektra's man, i've come to check demeter

Jack Flanders 05-23-2007 07:44 PM

Haha!!! :D

Bman 05-23-2007 07:58 PM

"A vampire cannot enter your home unless you invite him in, but once he has been invited, he can come and go freely. Vampires sometimes masquerade as Girl Scouts or Jehovah's Witnesses for this reason. Before inviting a Girl Scout into your home, make sure she casts a reflection in a mirrior. Just to be safe, never invite a Jehovah's Witness into your home."

from http://sarahdeming.typepad.com/spiralstaircase/
my new favorite blog.

Frieda 05-24-2007 04:41 PM

Road works. they moved 3 traffic lanes about 200 meters to the right, whole highway is getting a new layer of asphalt. after 50 meters driving between concrete blocks and in ridiculously small lanes there's a sign that says:
caution - traffic situation changed

oh really?? :rolleyes: :D

Veruki 05-25-2007 03:07 PM

They say a picture says a thousand words...

this one is just making me laugh hysterically!

daverbee 05-25-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by Odbe (Post 344278)
^ Housework can be fun if there are kittens chasing your broom.

I had a dog once who hated the lawn mower. He'd chase it around the yard as I mowed trying to kill it.
When I was a kid we had another dog who used to chase airplanes. We lived under a flight pattern into the old Imeson Airport in Jacksonville. This was in the good ole days of Boeing 707s. Noisy to the point you could hear them coming from 10 miles away.
The dog would run to the side of the yard the plane was coming from and wait. When he could see it he'd start barking and as it passed over the house he'd chase it to the other side of the yard. When it was gone he'd give out one final "ruff" and walk off, happy knowing he'd saved us from one of those things again.

Veruki 05-25-2007 05:15 PM

Truman Capote's aunt...


craig johnston 05-26-2007 07:55 AM

'Watford have secured a new sponsorship deal. They will bear the brand name Beko on their shirts instead of the names of their Turkish parent companies - Arcelik and Koc Holding.'


priceyfatprude 05-26-2007 11:50 PM

I am allergic to stuff.


I tried some SPF 45 Hawaiian Tropic stuff & of course was allergic to it.

My friend at work said to try the Coppertone Waterbabies, it's made for kids, so it should be ok for really sensitive skin...


(you have to laugh to keep from sobbing)

trisherina 05-27-2007 12:49 AM

I wouldn't put a Hawaiian Tropic or Coppertone product on skin. It might be useful as furniture polish.


Frieda 05-27-2007 09:06 AM

try a lower factor peef, skin has to breathe.. not every skin can deal with a total seal.. i have the same problem. i use a lower spf factor if i'm going to be in the sun, 20 or 15. i have to stay out of the sun between 12 and 3 anyway, i'll burn even with a sunblock! so if i go to the beach i use a parasol with factor 20 on my skin!

edited to add: i use ambre solaire clear protect, not sticky and you dont sweat it out again. their after-sun formula is awesome too.

Frieda 05-29-2007 06:45 PM

zenbabe 05-29-2007 07:03 PM

Neutragena makes a pretty good sun block, I used it instead of face cream when I was in Arizona. I also burn with block on and have sensitive skin and this stuff didn't make me break out. It also isn't thick like most sun blocks.

Veruki 05-30-2007 04:37 PM

written in eyeliner on the woman's restroom mirror (in my office building):
"A toilet can be flushed even without an opposable thumb, what's your excuse?"

Laughing took some of my sickies away.

Frieda 05-30-2007 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by Veruki (Post 346381)
written in eyeliner on the woman's restroom mirror (in my office building):
"A toilet can be flushed even without an opposable thumb, what's your excuse?"

Laughing took some of my sickies away.

oh yes, we have those too!

at my office, they put stickers on the toilet doors that, in rhyme, tell you to flush and brush your skidmarks away. they always make me laugh!

Avalon 05-30-2007 08:38 PM

Whoo hoooo my ship has come in!
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. LARISA SOSNITSKAYA, personal secretary to MR.BORISMIKHAIL KHODORKOVSKY, the arrested chairman/CEO of yukos oil and banmenatep spb in Russia who is presently in jail. I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he was detained and tried in Russia on charges of tax evasion and for financing political parties (The union of right forces, led by BORISNEMTSOV and YABLOKO, a liberal/social democratic party led by GREGORYAVLINSKY) opposed to the Government of MR.VLADMIR PUTIN, the president thereby leading to the freezing of his Finances and Assets. I am contacting you to assist me to Re-profile the sum of (FORTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS) and equally invest same on his behalf. you will be paid 20% for your services.As soon as I receive your acceptance in my personal Email address thus:( mrs_larisasosnitskay001@yahoo.de ) I will send you the necessary details and my identification.
Your Sincerely,

Veruki 05-31-2007 02:37 PM

today the bathroom mirror message read:
"if my cat can flush, so can you"

it was written in red lipstick this time.

auntie aubrey 05-31-2007 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by Veruki (Post 346543)
today the bathroom mirror message read:
"if my cat can flush, so can you"

it was written in red lipstick this time.

submit a photo here.

Veruki 06-01-2007 12:09 AM

you're right I should have taken a picture!!!

Jaime 06-01-2007 02:50 AM


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 346572)

That site made me laugh today.

craig johnston 06-02-2007 03:17 PM

the spider baby!


auntie aubrey 06-03-2007 12:37 PM

lord jon ray's pic gallery makes me laugh.

actually the whole site makes me laugh. be sure to visit the art gallery.

All times are GMT -3. The time now is 12:07 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.