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T.I.P. 06-04-2007 06:58 PM

i don't know why this kid really makes me laugh


zenbabe 06-04-2007 10:50 PM


T.I.P. 06-05-2007 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by l'azizza (Post 347146)


I hope he goes back to 1984 and kicks the shit out of whoever gave him that haircut.

.

Marcus Bales 06-07-2007 09:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

Jack Flanders 06-07-2007 11:00 AM

hahaha!!! "I don't wanna stair!"

l'azizza 06-08-2007 05:14 PM

http://www.paloozahead.com/

Veruki 06-08-2007 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 347642)
"You have the support of all the thinking people in the country, Senator!" -- shouted by anonymous supporter

"Yes, but we need a majority!" -- Adlai Stevenson

:D

brightpearl 06-08-2007 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by l'azizza (Post 347647)

Thanks for that. My kiddo made this one. I'm proud as punch of his musical tastes.

Create Your Own PaloozaHead - Visit Lollapalooza.com

AllegroNg 06-08-2007 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by l'azizza (Post 347647)

Like this?? Maybe these need their own thread..


Create Your Own PaloozaHead - Visit Lollapalooza.com

auntie aubrey 06-08-2007 08:03 PM

on the way home i saw a semi with a decal on the back that said "my other ride is your girlfriend."

it made me chuckle.

brightpearl 06-09-2007 02:28 PM

from overheardinnewyork.com
Big black lady #1: Have you been to that new Queens mall?
Big black lady #2: No.
Big black lady #1: Half the people be shoppin', half of 'em be watchin' people, and I don't even know 'bout the other half. It gets so damn crowded!
:D :D :D :D
That is the most Zen thing I've read in weeks. Ooooh, my sides.

Odbe 06-10-2007 01:37 AM


Jaime 06-10-2007 02:00 AM

^^ haha! Oh that was so, so great. :D

auntie aubrey 06-10-2007 02:30 AM

i assume the literal translation of that show's title is "fun with spacial relations rofl."

topcat 06-10-2007 03:25 AM

every post that the duke has posted on this board

l'azizza 06-10-2007 03:40 AM

BP, I like your chicken legs and your son is prob more technologically savvy than most of us! The friend that sent that to me had me with glow lights as well. But I was wearing a leotard with a unicorn on it.

Allegro, that OKGO treadmill is very appealing. Thanks for making the character, it made me laugh out loud! I'd like to see more ppl make paloozaheads, unlimit-less characters!

Auntie A, I saw this bumper sticker on a small truck a couple of months ago, "You don't need to drive a big truck if you have a big dick."

BP, there are three types of people. Those that can count, and those that cannot.

Odbe, Not Clear!! That was well worth the download!

Frieda 06-10-2007 11:39 AM


brightpearl 06-10-2007 12:42 PM

Odbe, Not Clear was hilarious -- thanks.
I found this while letting my son watch that^ for the millionth time. I don't really know why, but it makes me laugh really hard. I think it's the metaphorical connotations.


Tunesmith 06-10-2007 11:42 PM


brightpearl 06-11-2007 10:40 AM

I found some extremely risque and utterly hilarious nun-related etchings (by accident -- I did not google "nun pr0n" OMG :D ), but I can't post a link lest I corrupt the younguns.

craig johnston 06-11-2007 06:44 PM

^^
tease!

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost...89&postcount=7

made me lol!

:D

l'azizza 06-12-2007 12:28 AM

man at bar: Do you want a shot of Patron?

my very young, cute friend: No, I want a shot of tequila.

Avalon 06-12-2007 01:30 PM

From current events:

Quote:

You know I don't really care to answer that kind of question at all ,mainly because it's clearly cynical and intended to be mean spirited .
You see unlike you , I don't live on a message board ...I have a life you know ....
HAHAAAA that has to be the funniest thing I have heard in years.

priceyfatprude 06-13-2007 12:05 AM

Meaty the Dog.

12"razormix 06-13-2007 01:39 PM

on my way home today, a license plate starting with
HNHH

zero 06-13-2007 02:21 PM

ZORMIX17HNHH

brightpearl 06-13-2007 05:40 PM

Steve Martin -- Grandmother's Song

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

O.K. everybody!

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
(O.K. everybody on this!)
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
(Let 'em hear you outside!)

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
(Everybody sing!)
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

(Ladies only)
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
(Now the men)
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
(Everybody)
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs.

T.I.P. 06-13-2007 06:14 PM

^ that :)

Veruki 06-13-2007 07:55 PM

doggie kisses

brightpearl 06-14-2007 08:49 AM


Veruki 06-15-2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 348862)

I heart Calvin

brightpearl 06-15-2007 10:54 PM


kind of a blanket assumption if you ask me

priceyfatprude 06-16-2007 01:49 AM

Quote:

it's jesus on a dog's butt. if that isn't wrong enough for you, i don't know what is.
ahahahaaaaaa

madasacutsnake 06-16-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snusan (Post 349162)
My brother says the lotus seed pods look "diseased" and that they give him the creeps. I took one to a psychiatrist who was supposedly treating me. I told him it looked "deformed". He told me I had penis envy. (I don't.)

^^

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

zenbabe 06-16-2007 10:21 PM


Create Your Own PaloozaHead - Visit Lollapalooza.com

Veruki 06-18-2007 04:01 PM



Veruki 06-19-2007 11:58 PM

I spent 15 min laughing over a bottle of asprin. no particular reason, I was just at the store and I it found hilarious.

brightpearl 06-20-2007 12:03 AM

^^Um, yeah. You should really cut back on the "aspirin."

:D

Veruki 06-20-2007 12:08 AM

seriously, it was one of the wierdest things that's ever happened to me!:confused:

Tunesmith 06-20-2007 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veruki (Post 349727)
I spent 15 min laughing over a bottle of asprin. no particular reason, I was just at the store and I it found hilarious.

My sister and I did the same thing last week. But with "Liquid Band-Aid"...

Those laughing streaks are the best. :D


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