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funkytuba 07-09-2007 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 352642)


auntie aubrey 07-09-2007 02:29 PM

i just remembered this golden oldie:


probably nsfw.

Jack Flanders 07-09-2007 06:57 PM

^^^ :D

Tunesmith 07-09-2007 10:50 PM

priceyfatprude 07-10-2007 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 352649)
i just remembered this golden oldie:


probably nsfw.

Gonads in the lightning! IN THE LIGHTNING!

Frieda 07-10-2007 02:48 PM

bit of text on zapruder.nl

Terwijl de prijs van oliefutures bezig is alle records te breken, kijken twee miljard mensen naar een wereldwijde rockshow om meer bewustheid te kweken voor “global warming”. Met een keiharde indoctrinatiecampagne wordt de wereldbevolking duidelijk gemaakt dat “we het zuiniger aan moeten doen want het is twee voor twaalf”. Ondertussen raast door het Midden Oosten een oorlogsmachine die per dag evenveel olie consumeert als heel Zwitserland. Worden er in het kader van de strijd tegen terreur tonnen verarmd uranium de atmosfeer en aarde ingepompt en wordt er druk gelobbied om een kerncentrale in Iran op te blazen. Meneer Gore.....het is goed met u.....

While the price of oil futures is breaking all records, two billion people are watching a worldwide rockshow to endorse awareness about "global warming". With a rock-hard indoctrination campaign the world population is made clear that "we should be more economical because the time to act is now". Meanwhile, a war machine is raging through the Middle East that is consuming more oil every day than the whole of Switzerland. In the name of the war on terror tons of depleted uranium are being pumped into the atmosphere and into the earth and they are lobbying to blow up a nuclear plant in Iran. Mr Gore.....yeah right....

auntie aubrey 07-10-2007 03:19 PM

i don't get that last line. what does gore have to do with the decisions made by this administration?

you might as well say "auntie aubrey, yeah right."

Frieda 07-10-2007 03:31 PM

hmmm i guess "yeah right" isnt a good translation for that line.. it's like we're telling mr gore that it's useless to take part in his environmental campaign because the government is spilling everything anyway. it's dutch sarcasm i guess.. i can't figure out how to translate it properly! any ideas?

auntie aubrey 07-10-2007 04:18 PM

maybe something along the lines of "nice try, gore."

(although i disagree with the sentiment. making an effort still counts.)

funkytuba 07-10-2007 04:37 PM

how about.... .

Mr. Gore... whatever...


Mr. Gore... you've got bigger fish to fry.


Mr. Gore... keep your eye on the ball.


Mr. Gore... you can't see the trees for the forest.

funkytuba 07-10-2007 04:50 PM


Mr. Gore... Good for you!

Mr. Gore... yeah, good luck with that

Mr. Gore... Thanks for playing!

funkytuba 07-10-2007 04:54 PM


Mr. Gore... those deck chairs are looking mighty straight

auntie aubrey 07-10-2007 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by funkytuba (Post 352862)
Mr. Gore... you can't see the trees for the forest.

i like this one because of the environmental angle.

trisherina 07-10-2007 05:40 PM

Maybe it was the margaritas at lunch, but...


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 352844)
oh MB, what a fantastic use of available font properties. i'm never sure when to try such a trick but you, sir, you just dove right in and used that size setting to its utmost perfection!

Hyakujo's Fox 07-11-2007 03:18 AM

madasacutsnake 07-11-2007 09:07 AM

In "Letters that get me through the day."


LeahDear 07-11-2007 05:48 PM


trisherina's reply made me laugh

very very hard

Dorkahontas 07-11-2007 11:18 PM

I overheard a guy describing someone as "volumptuous".

I think I like that pronunciation better, actually.

brightpearl 07-12-2007 06:04 PM

I am a ginormous geek for reading this article about inherently amusing words. I must be in a really juvenile mood today. :D

some excerpts:
Dave Barry's 1991 book Dave Barry Talks Back reprints a column on linguistic humor. He contrasts the phrases "Richard Nixon wearing a necktie" with "Richard Nixon wearing a neck weasel", and "Scientists have discovered a 23rd moon orbiting Jupiter" with "Scientists have discovered a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter." He concludes that weasel is a very funny word - "You can improve the humor value of almost any situation by injecting a weasel into it."

Monty Python's "Woody and Tinny Words" sketch finds humor in the pure sounds of English words and their inherent "woodiness" (soothing or arousing) or "tinniness" (irritating or discordant).
Another Monty Python sketch, "Are You Embarrassed Easily?", includes a list of alternately ordinary and humorous words: shoe, megaphone, grunties, Wankel rotary engine, tits, winkle, and vibraphone.

In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the "rudest word in the Universe" is revealed to be "Belgium".

seebe 07-13-2007 01:11 AM

Just about all the posts on "This is what I look like...seriously, thread made me laugh today. What a fun thread to read and look at. I can't remember who brought it up last, but thank you.

trisherina 07-13-2007 10:06 AM

Someone sent me this.

brightpearl 07-13-2007 10:42 AM


*weeps painfully*

"Latoya and Daisy..." *snerk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man.

I'm so glad someone in the comments thought the same thing I did, about how they should have been shooting horse.

Avalon 07-13-2007 10:45 AM

How sad. :p

That book makes me want to do drugs.


Tunesmith 07-13-2007 01:21 PM

Whew....that was wonderful.

You know, I thought I was going to make it through without losing it, but after seeing this picture:

I almost cried from laughing. :D

Does that make me a bad person? :confused:

Avalon 07-13-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 353445)
Whew....that was wonderful.

You know, I thought I was going to make it through without losing it, but after seeing this picture:

I almost cried from laughing. :D

Does that make me a bad person? :confused:

Yes and you're going to hell.
You can sit next to me..... :p

Jaime 07-13-2007 04:19 PM

That brightened my day in a very strange way. :D

seebe 07-13-2007 05:01 PM

craig johnston 07-13-2007 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by Jaime (Post 353476)
That brightened my day in a very strange way. :D

so did you


Tunesmith 07-13-2007 07:23 PM

brightpearl 07-13-2007 07:39 PM

^Ohhhh, my face hurts. "No homo!"

auntie aubrey 07-13-2007 07:42 PM

we in the bed like ooh.

also, i'm totally going to start couching compliments with "no homo."

Jaime 07-13-2007 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston (Post 353510)
so did you


Aw shucks. :o

Thank you. :)

Tunesmith 07-13-2007 11:17 PM

auntie and pearly: very happy you guys enjoyed that!

I tried to find the actual interview, but it wasn't on the Tube. :(

Tunesmith 07-13-2007 11:19 PM


Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 353458)
fantoccini - the imaginary genitals of castrati.

"Of course my voice is glorious," said the internationally acclaimed Seebe, modestly, "but there are some long, lonely nights in which the intensity of the unrelieved and unrelievable erection of my fantoccini is almost intolerable!"


seebe 07-14-2007 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 353539)

I feel like a celebrity now.:cool:

Jaime 07-14-2007 04:35 AM


Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 353519)

This guy is fantastic.

Brynn 07-14-2007 07:54 PM

maybe it was the extremely boring task I was involved in, but this whole conversation on a normally stuffy call-in radio show helped me through the day:

The Five-Second Rule

(Click on the Listen button)

Dorkahontas 07-15-2007 01:13 AM


Tunesmith 07-16-2007 01:43 AM

Harry Potter Book Disguises (As the site says, WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE)


Personally, I'll be reading my copy with the cover displayed proudly, even if it does turn out to be a total letdown.

AllegroNg 07-16-2007 01:53 PM

^^^ Hahah! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin!!!

I have a shameful tendancy to take off the cover:P

Nothing funny to report.. sorry..

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