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Jack Flanders 01-06-2008 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 373413)
Hey Mike -- so you said the kid was a Republican and may be a veg? You don't need to repeat yourself.

OMFG!!!! SNORT! hahaha!! :D :D :D

Darth was funny, too.

Anna 01-06-2008 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 373311)
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Frieda 01-06-2008 12:38 PM

this reply in the subtitle thread made me laugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 373441)


You guys looking for this?


Stephi_B 01-06-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebe (Post 373293)
The phone rang.

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston (Post 373312)
what do you call mr arbuthnot peregrine chaudray-turang of the bengal telecommunications company for short?

:D

Pixie Cherries 01-10-2008 03:38 PM

I took this video out.

I was in WalMart and had an epiphany about it.

It is an actual recorded prank on a telemarketer by comedian Tom Mabe. In it he plays a redneck sheriff type who is hilariously uncouth to this unsuspecting telemarketer. Toward the end it might be making fun of gay men. But I didn't see it that way at first. I thought he was just parodying an uncouth redneck and making that character stand out. In retrospect it sounds unkind and we don't need anything that encourages unkindness toward people. I still do reserve the right to say uncouth redneck though. Hummm.

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-10-2008 05:12 PM

Funny Pictures
moar funny pictures

brightpearl 01-10-2008 08:49 PM


Pixie Cherries 01-11-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie Cherries (Post 373913)
I took this video out.

I was in WalMart and had an epiphany about it.

It is an actual recorded prank on a telemarketer by comedian Tom Mabe. In it he plays a redneck sheriff type who is hilariously uncouth to this unsuspecting telemarketer. Toward the end it might be making fun of gay men. But I didn't see it that way at first. I thought he was just parodying an uncouth redneck and making that character stand out. In retrospect it sounds unkind and we don't need anything that encourages unkindness toward people. I still do reserve the right to say uncouth redneck though. Hummm.

Forgot to say that if I offended anyone - sorry. Didn't mean to. I was blinded by my disdain for telemarketing calls. :-)

AllegroNg 01-12-2008 02:58 AM

This clip was on Leno the other night, with the victim's blessings:



Am I a complete nutball? I cried for at least an hour from laughing so hard.:confused:



eta: Max Headroom?
:(

zero 01-13-2008 05:38 PM


Odbe 01-14-2008 04:56 AM

^"HALP!"

lukkucairi 01-14-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 374263)
^:D When I was in college, the feds came in and made the university move the lab animals (guinea pigs and doves, mostly) out of the basement of the psychology building, saying that the room they were in was too dimly lit and inadequately ventilated. Then, they put graduate student offices in there.
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This made me laugh really hard.
Ha hahahahaha

AAHHHhahahahahahha:D :D :D

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh please thank you....

Jaime 01-15-2008 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllegroNg (Post 374064)
This clip was on Leno the other night, with the victim's blessings:



Am I a complete nutball? I cried for at least an hour from laughing so hard.:confused:



eta: Max Headroom?
:(


You're not a nutball. Or you are, and I am one too, which is likely, anyway. Either way, I can't stop laughing at this.

"...well"

seebe 01-15-2008 09:05 AM



This is cute as well as funny...or NOT FUNNEEEE!

Jaime 01-15-2008 09:59 PM

^ awesome.

Similar:


seebe 01-16-2008 01:03 AM

^I saw that one too. Love it.

Brynn 01-16-2008 07:10 PM

it's her job

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-18-2008 02:52 PM


Stephi_B 01-19-2008 02:21 PM

Now all becomes so clear, I've been brainwashed with a communist, but subtly sexist worldview before I entered elementary school (I watched the Smurfs daily Mo-Fri!!!):



January 18, 2008
BLUE GNOME GROUP
Fixing the Gender Balance at the Smurf Commune
By R. Jay Magill, Jr. in Berlin

The colony of blue Smurfs is supposed to be the perfect realization of communism gone right, with the white-bearded, red pants-wearing Papa Smurf symbolizing Karl Marx. So where are all the girls?


(Papa Smurf)

Tra-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la. Carefree living, music and 'shrooms. For many, the Smurfs are the perfect realization of Marx and Engel's utopia.

Money means nothing in the 100-strong Smurf society, where property belongs to everyone and there is no currency. Community work is done together. Labor divisions are clear: Handy Smurf (tradesman), Farmer Smurf (agricultural planning), Brainy Smurf (intelligentsia), Harmony Smurf (the arts), and so on.

Everyone is equal, even in age: a spry 100 (except Papa, the supposed embodiment of Karl Marx; he's 542). Only the evil sorcerer Gargamel and his tricky cat, Azrael -- taken to be agents of global capitalism -- can disturb the society's socialist bliss.

There's only one problem with this Marxist utopia -- where are all the women? Until now, the mossy retreat has had only one prominent female resident: Smurfette, with her flowing blonde hair, high-heels, and feminine wiles. (Though no one remembers them, there were actually three female Smurfs, according to the Web encylopedia Wikipedia.)


(Smurfette)

But now that is all going to change. A new Smurf movie, the first of a trilogy, will introduce a foreign population to the knee-high neighborhood: females.

"There have been dramatic changes in socio-cultural values in the past 20 to 25 years," Hendrik Coysman, head of International Merchandising, Promotion & Services, the company that owns the rights to the Smurfs, said Monday at a news conference in Brussels. "One of these is girl empowerment." Coysman continued: "There will be a greater female presence in the Smurf village, and this will, of course, be a basis for new stories. This will probably turn upside down certain traditional situations within the village."

Malgorzata Tarasiewicz, a specialist on EU policy and gender and the director of the Amsterdam-based European Feminist Forum, thinks that the Smurfs can lead by little blue example. "Even in the world of Smurfs it is accepted what many politicians and other decision makers still do not want to realize: that women need to be equal and equally represented," she told SPIEGEL ONLINE Friday. "It becomes a fact difficult to ignore, that women are more visible in the public sphere, in media and in business -- such that even fairy tales must reflect this important civilizational development."

International Merchandising is celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Smurfs in 2008 with a "Happy Smurfday" which runs the entire year. Press conferences in Berlin, Brussels and Paris, an exposition, a giant Smurf zeppelin, a Web site, and a partnership with Unicef -- which will share the profits -- are all part of the celebration.

Details of the upcoming feature film and other surprises are being kept under smurfing tight wraps at International Merchandising. But it is known that the Smurfs' return to the screen, in a computer-animated 3D film set for release in November 2008, is being developed by Paramount Pictures' Nickelodeon Films unit and produced by Jordan Kerner ("Charlotte's Web," "Inspector Gadget").

And with the Smurfs movie rumored to employ the filmic voices of some of Hollywood's most accomplished women, including Sally Field, Lucy Liu, Julia Sweeney, Jessica Simpson and Marisa Tomei, things are about to get a whole lot more modern in the mushroom hut.



:D

l'azizza 01-20-2008 03:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWn0lxRNqos

Tunesmith 01-21-2008 02:25 AM

^ :D

#1 is also hilarious.

Pixie Cherries 01-21-2008 10:56 PM


Angry Kid Hoyt 01-23-2008 02:44 PM


brightpearl 01-23-2008 06:59 PM

^You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the toi-ban.

*eyebrow wiggle*

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-24-2008 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 374823)
^You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the toi-ban.

*eyebrow wiggle*

Snarf!

michaelG 01-24-2008 05:52 PM

I defecated and it was 14 inches long . HA HA HA HA H A

auntie aubrey 01-24-2008 06:38 PM

edit: never mind, google fixed the prank

auntie aubrey 01-24-2008 06:38 PM

damn board glitches again. my responses don't bump.

lapietra 01-26-2008 03:26 PM

those bloody poofy woolly biscuits
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamington

Quote:

A 1981 report in the Brisbane Courier Mail states the following: A colleague ... swears this is really how the lamington came about. At one stage when Baron Lamington was Queensland Governor, there was a large amount of stale cake in the Government House kitchen. In an attempt to make it palatable, the cake was dipped in chocolate and then tossed in desiccated coconut. The parliamentarians liked this 'gateau' and ordered their cooks to obtain the recipe from the Government House cook.
Ironically, Lord Lamington was known to have hated the dessert that had been named in his honour, once referring to them as "those bloody poofy woolly biscuits".[2]

l'azizza 01-27-2008 04:40 AM

"It's an Internet Party, and all your favorite websites are there!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQMTLKmwrA

Yeah yeah, it's juvenile but still made me laugh. And yes, I had to look up "blunken" via Urban Dictionary to find out what was going on.

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-29-2008 02:57 PM


Frieda 01-29-2008 03:47 PM

just on the news here: the christian parties in our government are protesting against a porn movie on one of the public tv channels that's going to be broadcasted in combination with a documentary about the history of porn--

and the next item on the news: in the USA showing a butt on tv leads to major fines!

Pixie Cherries 01-30-2008 02:09 AM

Oooo. The tic! Yes! Thank you Angry Kid Hoyt.
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This made me laugh today:


lukkucairi 01-30-2008 10:20 AM

^ whee!

I've been off-book on that scene for 20 years now :D

I love the guy with the unexplained shaving foam on his face.

Frieda 01-30-2008 04:15 PM

the town switching all the wheelie bins because both veggie and other garbage now go into one oven.. i now have a wheelie bin that's so big that i will never get it filled up with garbage. there's 3 bags from this week in it and there's still room for a football team in there. it's huge!

12"razormix 01-30-2008 06:14 PM

.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jocieposse/180653960/

Stephi_B 01-31-2008 10:15 AM

My granny using the word f u c k in a SMS :D She put it within () though - for she's a lady!

auntie aubrey 01-31-2008 10:51 AM

i saw this days ago but it won't stop killing me.


Marcus Bales 01-31-2008 01:42 PM


Angry Kid Hoyt 01-31-2008 06:25 PM

This makes me happy and then sad....
 


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