^ Less painful than duct tape?

The definition of naughty bits is unclear to me, but I figure I shave some of them partially.

so you are a pervert with lice?

^The idea was to breed pervert lice ;)

the thought/sight of a razor invokes dangerous thoughts in me

i admit that i do not shave my boobs.

Fuzzy Nipple Drink Recipe
Ingredients
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1 dash Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
2/3 part Orange Juice

Fuzzy Nipple Directions:
Pour all liquids over ice and shake. Pour into highball glass and garnish with either an orange wheel or a cherry. Can also be made frozen.

Serve Fuzzy Nipple in a Highball Glass


Alternate Fuzzy Nipple Directions:
Don't shave your boobs.

i've been known to do a bit of groundskeeping. i'm willing to trim the hedges and do a little edging work, but i fail to see the point in stripping the green entirely.

for ¿ question of the wednesday ? you are required to

7½

i shall not answer on the grounds that it will make people think i'm deranged.

Of course, it can go down to 0 at times too.

If 10 be the top, then Stephie bump your number up 2 1/2 points. Sometimes our actions or self esteem may hit a low born out of ego and or fear but we are all born 10's and there are no permanent demerits. Not even for my spelling testicles wrong in the Dictionary game.