this from jt

Chef Boyardee Beefaroni & Libby's Zoodles

Buy can at supermarket
cook on low heat (remove from can first)
stir a bit
take one animal out of the zoodle pile and use one beefaroni noodle against it in the groin area, making it look like Mr Elephant has a massive noodle boner
Giggle
repeat



this cracks me up everytime i read it

This site cracked me up!!

See! See! This is what I'm talking about!

^Absolutely spectacular.

Seen on a T-shirt this morning:

"I'd engage you in a battle of wits, but I perceive that you are unarmed."

LOL

this site


made


my month.
thank you.

because i'm a bad person....
 

that one kid knows he's got to go next :D

...

Since all of your waggish ruminations are saving me from my myself...what should I do when playing with my weapons-grade plutonium?

It's making my dork freakishly huge.

Wash your hands after.

I wanna move here:


http://www.iec-edu.org/disgraceland/disgraceland.html

Ralph the cat that was injured and had to wear a lampshade thingy, he hated it, ripped it off and pissed on it.

This good ol' Harry Potter spoiler:
http://www.tshirthell.com/dumbledore.htm